"Once you understand the mechanism you'll realize it will never work.",
"No, I am advocating that you TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS YOURSELF.",
"There is no way to forgive people who intentionally step in the shit.",
"What you are trying to do is insane, wrong, and entirely unsupported.",
"I think this entire conversation is ridiculous, right from the start.",
"I believe this conversation is over, because you have no credibility.",
"Incomplete or vague bug reports don't usually result in improvements.",
"A related issue is lots of people don't know anything about anything.",
"Take a chill pill, or participate in improving it, or wait your turn.",
"If that workaround was the right thing to do, it would be the default.",
"You don't provide any encouragement except for \"me me! think of me!\".",
"Your grief would seem more sincere if didn't look like a shopping list.",
"But you decided you are special, and don't want us to help us help you.",
"The only person who did something useful, is the author of the software.",
"You are making up rules as you go along. Why don't you go read the code?",
"Listen to yourself, proud of the complex words you found in a dictionary.",
"If you guys aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.",
"As developers we make decisions which we believe serve our users the best.",
"When people push buttons, they will eventually hit something undocumented.",
"I see other projects falling into this problem all the time. It is awesome.",
"That'd be like leaving a running chainsaw on the floor at a daycare center.",
"Unless POSIX specifies the requirement, I'd like to see some justification.",
"Let's keep it simple. Why don't you just go away, and stop acting the fool?",
"Your sense of self-importance just makes other people not even want to try.",
"With your attitude, I beg you to please go run some other operating system.",
"It's going to sound a bit strange, but some things should not be documented.",
"The future doesn't get better if you demand backwards compatibility forever.",
"But I think it is clear you aren't a programmer, and this is over your head.",
"People who submit reports which are missing information should feel terrible.",
"It is really amazing that so many people prefer to remain blissfully unaware.",
"am i making all this up? perhaps i am, but you don't have to dream my dreams.",
"No. You must be at least this tall to use OpenBSD; sorry -- you are a midget.",
"Your process seems to be \"I don't understand the problem, so here is a diff\"",
"You've been around for many years, yet you can't be bothered do your homework.",
"Yes, we should build a survey. And a wiki. It would be awesome. We'd get rich.",
"You don't know jack shit about computers or electronics, that much is obvious.",
"We couldn't care what you believe, unless you have diffs of your own to submit.",
"I believe you are not trying to contribute anything valuable with your comment.",
"And who are you, and what you have you done to test and then prove your thesis?",
"It is over your head. Or learn to read. Or learn to not reply before you think.",
"Your proposal makes no sense, and I don't know who you think you are to make it.",
"You obviously don't know what you are doing, and I think you don't deserve help.",
"Lacking a terse starting point, soon we have users who don't know where to start.",
"You are just a whiny boy who pisses on people who spent 2 years writing the code.",
"If we can't do it right, we don't do it until we figure out a way to do it right.",
"For contributions to the OpenBSD Project, I make the decision of how to spend it.",
"I don't see your name on any the source code. So you shut up, loser. Just go away.",
"Sometimes it is almost like there is a stream of people who want us to stop trying.",
"It must be easy to sit in your chair and demand that others meet your expectations.",
"You are showing that you can't do any research at all, but want to throw ideas out.",
"That statement is full of potential for misunderstanding, and cannot be left alone.",
"Are you saying OpenBSD does it wrong, or that all the operating systems do it wrong?",
"You've been smoking something really mind altering, and I think you should share it.",
"You are killing us with hyperbole. It is now hard to take anything you say seriously.",
"I don't understand society is producing a generation of people incapable of self-help.",
"Why hold people who you don't pay to a higher standard than the people who you do pay?",
"You really need to write a single comprehensive bug report that has no inconsistancies.",
"Basically, this cannot be oversimplified by 1 line questions followed by 1 line answers.",
"You are missing the point. Your bug report is huge, but we have no idea what went wrong.",
"Learn your tools. From hammers to saws to cars to operating systems, it is all the same.",
"Perhaps we made mistakes. Perhaps they'll be changed. But you are just spouting bullshit.",
"In the modern world of search engines, this question lands at the same level as trolling.",
"If as a general rule we all want better code running on our systems, where do you fit in?",
"You are astoundingly naive. We simply don't need the grief of entertaining users like you.",
"That's the kind of comment that leads me to take bug reports less seriously in the future...",
"If you don't understand how computers and networking work, I'm sure you can find another job.",
"I make vegeterian meals all the time, with a big slab of beef on the other half of the plate.",
"You are a whiny snively jerk, and every time you open your mouth I go work on something else.",
"You accept how we do it, and you will shut up, or less service will be provided in the future.",
"In the interests of full disclosure, do you work for the government or sell to the government?",
"You've seen something on the shelf, and it has all sorts of pretty colurs, and you've bought it.",
"It is theoretically possible to give a loaded gun to a baby; things will probably work out fine.",
"It is pretty obvious you are only thinking of yourself, so you should go create your own system.",
"The OpenBSD process is quite well understood. Use the best methods, doubt what you do, refractor.",
"Basically you are saying we should just change everything, consequences and corectness be damned.",
"Why are you guys so fork paranoid? Do you want everyone to vote for the same political party, too?",
"You can decide what you do with your time, but you cannot decide what other people do with theirs.",
"I am continually baffled by how often we have to explain this point, over and over and over again.",
"Let's get serious and personal here for a second. In other aspects of life, do you behave the same?",
"You realize that you are going to run into thousands of other problems as a result of that practice?",
"if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better",
"I think you are going out of your way to confuse yourself, and I'm not going to get dragged into it.",
"You'll experience anguish, and then if you try to ask for sympathy a lot of people will laugh at you.",
"Don't worry. Most of us see your name and at that moment delete the mail. This reply is an exception.",
"You are welcome to spend your time building an entire new subsystem and proving the value of your work.",
"I suspect money which goes into your bank account comes from an entity not quite on the same side as us.",
"The problem is you don't pay it backwards. You don't pay it forward. You don't pay at all. You just beg.",
"There will always be situations that UNIX didn't anticipate or handle, and then POSIX failed to specify.",
"If you believe strongly in this idea, you should take an entire operating system base and prove the case.",
"They are simplistic retards, not because they choose to be, but because their paychecks tell them to be so.",
"If you expected any of us to reply as if we are contractors or your employees, you came to the wrong place.",
"I am very easy to get along with, but I don't have time to waste being nice to people who are being stupid.",
"All I ever wanted was a hobby. If this pathetic slob doesn't like our hobby, they should stop relying on it.",
"Don't waste your money on a false ideal by someone who misunderstands modern hardware and the market forces.",
"I can't tell if you are supporting a useless idea, or declaring that a useless idea is not worth supporting.",
"Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions...",
"One word can change the meaning of a sentence. You failed at what you intended, and you also confused people.",
"What happened is that you thought it was time to say something useless, which adds no value to the conversation.",
"I don't know why our mailing lists are always full of people who don't even understand what they are talking about.",
"Sometimes doing nothing is better, because it encourages people to be paranoid and careful of bear the consequences.",
"Most people are not capable of writing good patches, so it would be unprofessional to ask such people to write patches.",
"You probably rape children in your spare time, and here you are, yelling at us for violating your perceived entitlement.",
"If some of you people keep insisting on having backwards compatibitity with the stone age, we'll have stone tools forever.",
"I don't know for certain, but I believe you are just making things up as you go along, because you are nothing but a troll.",
"Standing alone, \"compatibility with FOO\" is not a very strong argument. What next, \"compatibility with Xenix and Windows\"?",
"Whatever you did does not do what you think it does. In fact, I bet it is doing exactly the opposite of what you think it does.",
"This is idle chatter hoping someone supplies some secret sauce that makes a disparate audience with different demands all happy.",
"So the original idea wasn't yours. And now you think it can't work. And you are still talking about it. I see. Very interesting.",
"All the many eyes are apparently attached to a lot of hands that type lots of words about many eyes, and never actually audit code.",
"If you have so many ideas you should go ahead and start your own project. Good luck building a successfull project based on 'ideas'.",
"You did not create these mailing lists, so you can take your opinions about why these lists were created and shove them up your ass.",
"Since your PR contains absolutely zero information about your machine I am sending you back to kindergarden. Because you totally suck.",
"I don't believe you. You suggested it because you only thought of your own benefit, not of the amount of work others would have to do.",
"You didn't do your homework, and it blew up in your face. Then you wrote a few paragraphs. Then I replied. That is the whole sad story.",
"This feels like a repeat of the Unix wars when \"thoughtless additions without design\" were added due to overly competitive practices.",
"User is using a heavily tuned kernel and refuses to listen to advice about de-tuning all those things; as a result, noone can help him.",
"What you suggest is absolute rubbish. It is just talk -- not action -- but furthermore you don't have a clue what you are talking about.",
"Well there is this funny story about when I hacked into RMS's firmware-driven keyboard controller, and managed to grap his root password.",
"To me it sounds like you are used to paying a lot, and now you expect the same from us, who you don't pay at all. That is a rude approach.",
"If you turn the forums you frequent into your help desk, you are taking away their ability to focus on delivering you the software you use.",
"You don't know what you are talking about, and you don't seem to have the ability to wrap your mind around all the parts that are involved.",
"I was quite unhappy when this \"solution\" was proposed initially, since solutions of that sort often lead to no true solution down the road.",
"We try our best to make it the best. Do you try your best to help us? I doubt it. So we try the best we can without people like you helping us.",
"Hey look everyone, it's another uneducated user mouthing off on a noisy mailing list. He goes blah blah blah, loving the sound of his own noise.",
"Scaling isn't really our concern; I barely know what the word means. There is one group of people who we do know scales. Whiners. They scale really well.",
"Sometimes there's a vast difference between a person who declares something useful and easy to do, and the reality. Sometimes the person is just plain wrong.",
"If you start your own successfull project, you also can develop your own set of reasons for doing any of a variety of operational things at any point in time.",
"I think your computer science teachers are still teaching you from books written in the 80's, when the word \"micro-kernel\" was associated with a future utopia.",
"I should probably ask -- did you even read the panic? Is the wording too poor to understand (and thus result in peeking at the code) or is the problem above the keyboard?",
"Can you please stop acting as if you are smarter than us? I am sorry to say it, but we have thought this through for many hours by the time you show up to \"play system designer\".",
"The writing has been on the wall a very long time that some people believe their role in the ecosystem is to reduce software choice and push everyone into vertical software monocultures.",
"Thanks for telling me do so some reading, but a google of your name on these mailing lists will show a 10 year pattern of you not being able to self-help. Something to do with your parents, probably.",
"You made a decision to keep running code that old, and thus you are on your own. You won't spend time figuring out which one of our changes over 2 years might fix the problem you are having, and we won't either.",
"If you have endured a real bug for a long time, and not filed a bug report to have it fixed.. and then feel it is your right to scold people who attempt to explain the bug, then quite frankly, then YOU TOTALLY SUCK.",
"You know, you have an option available to you regarding this. You could come to the conclusion that you are not entitled and stop posting, and it will work out better in the long term. I did not read anything more you said.",
"Noone deserves anything from us. People get good things, and they are happy. The developers in this project do the best they can writing innovative software, and will not accept preaching from pompous self-entitled American pricks like you.",
"You are absolutely deluded, if not stupid, if you think that a worldwide collection of software engineers who can't write operating systems or applications without security holes, can then turn around and suddenly write virtualization layers without security holes.",
"But software which OpenBSD uses and redistributes must be free to all (be they people or companies), for any purpose they wish to use it, including modification, use, peeing on, or even integration into baby mulching machines or atomic bombs to be dropped on Australia.",
"So that is the reason why my car stereo has two sets of volume control knobs..... with the second set located inside the engine compartment, so I have to stop at the side of the road, pop open the hood, and reach down along the hot engine to near where the oil filter is.",
"I am simply astounded at some of the things people keep repeating. I don't mean this applies to everyone, but is there a high quantity of attention deficit disorder in our user community? Or retards? Or is it just the same old trolling? OpenBSD does not incorporate non-free software.",
"i was up at 9am, climbed a mountain, hiked 6 km through 4ft deep slush (the image you are supposed to get is of 12 million overturned slurpee cups, and of geting your groin wet in slurpee), nearly died eating beef vindaloo, wrote some code, talked on the phone, wrote mail, and now it's almost 4am and this is absolutely beyond ridiculous.",
