xonshin out

home/alisceon/base.nix

@@ -110,6 +110,8 @@
     # nixpkgs config
     xdg.configFile."nixpkgs/config.nix".source =  ../conf/config.nix;
 
+    # xonsh extras
+    xdg.configFile."xonsh/theo.py".source =  ../conf/xonsh/theo.py;
   # Ensure fish exists for the completer backend
   home.packages = [ pkgs.fish ];
   } # end file

home/conf/xonsh/theo.py

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+print([
+    "Write more code.",
+    "Make more commits.",
+    "That's because you have been slacking.",
+    "slacker!",
+    "That's what happens when you're lazy.",
+    "idler!",
+    "slackass!",
+    "lazy bum!",
+    "Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
+    "slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
+    "I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
+    "sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
+    "Lazy bums slacking on your asses.",
+    "35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!",
+    "Fine software takes time to prepare.  Give a little slack.",
+    "emacs on the vax",
+    "Just a minute ago we were hugging and now you, guys, do not love me anymore",
+    "I'll let you know when I need to floss my teeth",
+    "If you can't figure out yourself, you're lacking some mental faculties",
+    "I am just stating a fact",
+    "blah blah",
+    "i'd love to hack, but i can't",
+    "Wait, yes, I am on drugs",
+    "during release it is a constant.  almost noone helps.",
+    "i let you guys do whatever you wanted",
+    "you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.",
+    "if they cut you out, muddy their back yards",
+    "Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.",
+    "It is clear that this has not been thought through.",
+    "avoid using abort().  it is not nice.",
+    "if you do not test that, you are banned from editing theo.c",
+    "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!",
+    "I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.",
+    "I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...",
+    "I love to fight",
+    "I am not concerned with commit count",
+    "No sane people allowed here.  Go home.",
+    "you have to stop peeing on your breakfast",
+    "feature requests come from idiots",
+    "henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three",
+    "KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN!  WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!",
+    "shame on you for following my rules.",
+    "altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's",
+    "screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!",
+    "That is the most stupid thing I have heard all week.",
+    "Search for fuck.  Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.",
+    "what I'm doing [...] is hell. it's kind of fun.",
+    "Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.",
+    "Buttons are for idiots.",
+    "We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.",
+    "if ya break cvs, we hunt ya and break yer legs",
+    "who cares.  style(9) can bite my ass",
+    "The argument is totally Linux.",
+    "It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker.",
+    "noone is gonna add that thing to theo.c?  wow, i'm stunned.  no henning?",
+    "I would explain, but I am too drunk.",
+    "Take a picture of my butt, it's what everyone wants.",
+    "you slackers don't deserve pictures yet",
+    "You guys are about four days behind on theo.c",
+    "I'm just talking.",
+    "Vegetarian my ass",
+    "Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!",
+    "Your connection is breaking up.",
+    "germans are not allowed to get involved there",
+    "gprs sucks camel dick dryer than the gobi desert",
+    "I AM NEVER SATISFIED",
+    "don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?",
+    "#ifdef is for emacs developers.",
+    "Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality.",
+    "You're not allowed to have an opinion.",
+    "tweep tweep tweep",
+    "Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea since eating your own shit.",
+    "Holy verbose prom startup Batman.",
+    "Do you think you are exempt from COMPILING BEFORE YOU COMMIT",
+    "I want to be REALLY COOL just like all the other developers!",
+    "I don't know what you are talking about.  Please tell me what you are talking about.",
+    "I avoid helping people who refuse to learn how to help themselves.",
+    "Any day now, when we sell out.",
+    "And there you have it.. the distinction between those people who are OpenBSD develepers and those who will never be able to be...",
+    "I don't mean this applies to everyone, but is there a high quantity of attention deficit disorder in our user community?  Or retards?",
+    "Have you been living in a cave, or are you just being a jerk?",
+    "If you want it, go do the stinking work yourself.",
+    "A burp means less gas later",
+    "optimism in man kind does not belong here",
+    "First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a rant of death.",
+    "we did farts.  now we do sperm.  we are cutting edge.",
+    "the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody entrails.",
+    "Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses.",
+    "doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON",
+    "Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD",
+    "openbsd development is slow because lots of developers have shrunken balls",
+    "penguins are not much more than chickens that swim.",
+    "i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo",
+    "they are manual pages, not tea time chit-chats",
+    "Whiners.  They scale really well.",
+    "in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to make a coffee.",
+    "for once, I have nothing to say.",
+    "You have no idea how fucked we are",
+    "You can call it fart if you want to.",
+    "wavelan is a battle field",
+    "If you don't know what you are talking about, why are you talking?",
+    "You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are wired to bombs.",
+    "And that is why humppa sucks... cause it has no cause.",
+    "cache aliasing is a problem that would have stopped in 1992 if someone had killed about 5 people who worked at Sun.",
+    "Don't spread rumours about me being gentle.",
+    "If municipal water filtering equipment was built by the gcc developers, the western world would be dead by now.",
+    "kettenis supported a new machine in my basement and all I got to do was fix a 1 character typo in his html page commit.",
+    "industry told us a lesson: when you're an asshole, they mail you hardware",
+    "I was joking, really.  I think I am funny :-)",
+    "the kernel is a harsh mistress",
+    "Have I ever been subtle? If my approach ever becomes subtle, shoot me.",
+    "the acpi stabs you in the back.  the acpi stabs you in the back. you die ...",
+    "My cats are more observant than you.",
+    "our kernels have no bugs",
+    "style(9) has all these fascist rules, and i have a problem with some of them because i didn't come up with them",
+    "I'm not very reliable",
+    "I don't like control",
+    "You aren't being conservative -- you are trying to be a caveman.",
+    "nfs loves everyone",
+    "basically, dung beetles fucking.  that's what kerberosV + openssl is like",
+    "I would rather run Windows than use vi.",
+    "if you assign that responsibility to non-hikers I will walk over and cripple you now.",
+    "i ojbect two yoru splelng of achlhlocis.",
+    "We have two kinds of developers - those that deal with their own shit and those that deal with other people's shit.",
+    "If people keep adding such huge stuff, soon mg will be bigger than emacs.",
+    "this change comes down to: This year, next year, 5 years from now, 10 years from now, or Oh fuck.",
+    "backwards compatibility is king, and will remain king, until 2038.",
+    "I don't know if the Internet's safe yet.",
+    "Those who don't understand Unix are condemned to reinvent Multics in a browser",
+    "Don't tell anybody I said that.",
+    "Complaint forms are handled in another department.",
+    "You'd be safer using Windows than the code which was just deleted.",
+    "Shit should not be shared.",
+    "the randomization in this entire codebase is a grand experiment in stupid",
+    "My mailbox is full of shock.",
+    "my integer overflow spidey senses are tingling.",
+    "I'm just trying to improve the code...",
+    "It's a pleasure to work on code you can't make worse.",
+    "It's largely bad style to do (int)sizeof",
+    "When I see Makefile.in, I know that \"in\" is short for \"insane\".",
+    "This is the beer. And that's why we need a hackathon.",
+    "Kill the past with fire, and declare Duran Duran is less cool today.  Await remixes of the same thing performed by new talent.",
+    "Where did my \"fuck backwards compat\" compatriots go?",
+    "I want a new vax, one that's not so slow.",
+    "This sausage is made from unsound meat.",
+    "The people who wrote this code are not on your side.",
+    "Well finally everyone can see that the shit is really shitty.",
+    "All that complexity stopped us from getting flying cars by today.",
+][
+    int((int.from_bytes(open("/dev/urandom", "rb").read(1), "big") / 256) * 147)
+])
+

home/conf/xonsh/xonshrc

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+if $XONSH_INTERACTIVE:
+    from datetime import datetime
+    t0 = datetime.now()
+    ## ENV ##
+    $XONSH_COLOR_STYLE = 'native'
+    $PROMPT = '{YELLOW}{env_name}{RESET}{BOLD_GREEN}{user}@{hostname} {cwd}{branch_color}{curr_branch: {}}{RESET} {RED}{last_return_code_if_nonzero:[{BOLD_INTENSE_RED}{}{RED}] }{RESET}{BOLD_BLUE}{prompt_end}{RESET} '
+
+    # Coloured man page support using 'less' env vars
+    $LESS_TERMCAP_mb = "\033[01;31m"
+    $LESS_TERMCAP_md = "\033[01;31m"
+    $LESS_TERMCAP_me = "\033[0m"
+    $LESS_TERMCAP_so = "\033[01;44;36m"
+    $LESS_TERMCAP_se = "\033[0m"
+    $LESS_TERMCAP_us = "\033[00;36m"
+    $LESS_TERMCAP_ue = "\033[0m"
+
+## XONTRIB ##
+xontrib load coreutils
+xontrib load fish_completer
+xontrib load direnv
+xontrib load clp
+xontrib load bashisms
+#xontrib load abbrevs #relies on xonsh.ptk_shell which was deprecated in 0.13
+
+xontrib load fzf-completions
+from xonsh.built_ins import XSH
+XSH.env['fzf_history_binding'] = "c-r"  # Ctrl+R
+XSH.env['fzf_ssh_binding'] = "c-s"  # Ctrl+S
+XSH.env['fzf_file_binding'] = "c-t"  # Ctrl+T
+XSH.env['fzf_dir_binding'] = "c-g"  # Ctrl+G
+
+## ALIASES ##
+aliases["tsla-fan"] = "ipmitool -H 10.30.0.3 -U ADMIN -P ADMIN raw 0x30 0x70 0x66 0x01 0x0"
+aliases["nixoss"] = "sudo nixos-rebuild switch --flake .#${config.networking.hostName}"
+aliases["nixost"] = "sudo nixos-rebuild test --flake .#${config.networking.hostName}"
+aliases["nixosdb"] = "sudo nixos-rebuild dry-build --flake .#${config.networking.hostName}"
+aliases["devt"] = "devenv test"
+aliases["devtas"] = "devenv tasks list"
+aliases["devtar"] = "devenv tasks run"
+aliases["devs"] = "devenv shell"
+aliases["devi-python"] = "nix flake init -t templates#python"
+aliases["weboot"] = "bash -c 'nix shell nixpkgs#efibootmgr -c sudo efibootmgr -n 0000 && reboot'"
+aliases["ls"] = "exa"
+aliases["ll"] = "exa -lah"
+aliases["grep"] = "rg"
+aliases["theo"] = "python ~/.config/xonsh/theo.py"
+
+if $XONSH_INTERACTIVE:
+    hour = t0.hour
+    if 5 <= hour < 10:
+        theo | cowsay -d
+    elif 10 <= hour < 16:
+        theo | cowsay -w
+    elif 16 <= hour < 18:
+        theo | cowsay
+    elif 18 <= hour < 22:
+        theo | cowsay -t
+    else:
+        theo | cowsay -s
+    
+    dt = round((datetime.now() - t0).microseconds/1000000, 2)
+    print("Load time:", dt, "seconds")