diff --git a/home/conf/xonsh/theo.py b/home/conf/xonsh/theo.py index 74defd7..2436433 100755 --- a/home/conf/xonsh/theo.py +++ b/home/conf/xonsh/theo.py @@ -1,1126 +1,1037 @@ theo = [ - r"Buttons are for idiots.", - r"Why are you guys so fork paranoid? Do you want everyone to vote for the same political party, too?", - r"I think your computer science teachers are still teaching you from books written in the 80's, when the word \"micro-kernel\" was associated with a future utopia.", - r"But software which OpenBSD uses and redistributes must be free to all (be they people or companies), for any purpose they wish to use it, including modification, use, peeing on, or even integration into baby mulching machines or atomic bombs to be dropped on Australia.", - r"You did not create these mailing lists, so you can take your opinions about why these lists were created and shove them up your ass.", - r"I am simply astounded at some of the things people keep repeating. I don't mean this applies to everyone, but is there a high quantity of attention deficit disorder in our user community? Or retards? Or is it just the same old trolling? OpenBSD does not incorporate non-free software.", - r"Scaling isn't really our concern; I barely know what the word means. There is one group of people who we do know scales. Whiners. They scale really well.", - r"I am very easy to get along with, but I don't have time to waste being nice to people who are being stupid.", - r"Hardly surprising. Apple. They build crap and make you pay extra.", - r"You are absolutely deluded, if not stupid, if you think that a worldwide collection of software engineers who can't write operating systems or applications without security holes, can then turn around and suddenly write virtualization layers without security holes.", - r"In the modern world of search engines, this question lands at the same level as trolling.", - r"You are very confused.", - r"Have you considered trying to live 100% without our software?", - r"Your grief would seem more sincere if didn't look like a shopping list.", - r"You are not listening.", - r"You enabled things which are disabled for a good reason.", - r"You are missing the point. Your bug report is huge, but we have no idea what went wrong.", - r"It is pretty clear you are a troll.", - r"No, please, don't explain.", - r"You obviously have zero experience.", - r"You clearly cannot read.", - r"You better get back to class; your potty break is over.", - r"Go read the source code some time.", - r"Nope.", - r"No.", - r"Bullshit.", - r"The rest of your new email is bullshit, too.", - r"Noone deserves anything from us. People get good things, and they are happy. The developers in this project do the best they can writing innovative software, and will not accept preaching from pompous self-entitled American pricks like you.", - r"I believe you deserve to stop running the software.", - r"You are wrong.", - r"Don't be ridiculous.", - r"Yes, we should build a survey. And a wiki. It would be awesome. We'd get rich.", - r"One word can change the meaning of a sentence. You failed at what you intended, and you also confused people.", - r"You made a decision to keep running code that old, and thus you are on your own. You won't spend time figuring out which one of our changes over 2 years might fix the problem you are having, and we won't either.", - r"Your hopes are misplaced.", - r"I still think you are a loser.", - r"If you have endured a real bug for a long time, and not filed a bug report to have it fixed.. and then feel it is your right to scold people who attempt to explain the bug, then quite frankly, then YOU TOTALLY SUCK.", - r"You are astoundingly naive. We simply don't need the grief of entertaining users like you.", - r"Basically what you submitted was not a bug report.", - r"User is using a heavily tuned kernel and refuses to listen to advice about de-tuning all those things; as a result, noone can help him.", - r"Holy cow, you are dense.", - r"You don't know what you are talking about, and you don't seem to have the ability to wrap your mind around all the parts that are involved.", - r"I am not reading your mails again.", - r"Totally false.", - r"You must not be reading the same code I am.", - r"Your approach is wrong.", - r"What you just said was utterly careless.", - r"No. You misread the code.", - r"All the many eyes are apparently attached to a lot of hands that type lots of words about many eyes, and never actually audit code.", - r"I am so bloody dissapointed in the community that uses our stuff.", - r"What a dismal world view.", - r"That is a simplistic viewpoint held by your simplistic mind.", - r"I hope that one day due process is denied you.", - r"Such an American viewpoint.", - r"It didn't work out for Don Quixote either.", - r"You have it entirely backwards.", - r"But you decided you are special, and don't want us to help us help you.", - r"Oh good grief, grow up.", - r"Things change. Learn to cope.", - r"Bye bye.", - r"Stop thinking of only yourself.", - r"You don't listen well either.", - r"The comedy just never ends.", - r"Hahahahaha. That's a good one.", - r"I have a hard time believing you.", - r"You are using FreeBSD, aren't you.", - r"These programs are all bad.", - r"If you expected any of us to reply as if we are contractors or your employees, you came to the wrong place.", - r"If you want the answers you are looking for, do the work yourself.", - r"That is not our problem.", - r"If you are not careful, why should we be?", - r"Enjoy your windmill tilting.", - r"I should probably ask -- did you even read the panic? Is the wording too poor to understand (and thus result in peeking at the code) or is the problem above the keyboard?", - r"Oh, but linux people told you it was the best. I get it.", - r"God god, do you live in some stupid fantasy world?", - r"You already have a prompt that asks you that question.", - r"Since your PR contains absolutely zero information about your machine I am sending you back to kindergarden. Because you totally suck.", - r"We'll be waiting for your fix then.", - r"Come on. Read it carefully.", - r"You have no right to speak.", - r"It's a pity you don't go jump in a lake and drown yourself.", - r"Thanks for telling me do so some reading, but a google of your name on these mailing lists will show a 10 year pattern of you not being able to self-help. Something to do with your parents, probably.", - r"Hey look everyone, it's another uneducated user mouthing off on a noisy mailing list. He goes blah blah blah, loving the sound of his own noise.", - r"I don't see any humility.", - r"What a load of bullshit.", - r"You are killing us with hyperbole. It is now hard to take anything you say seriously.", - r"FULL STOP.", - r"Why don't you figure that out.", - r"Your usage case is \"Give me a button to push\".", - r"Balony.", - r"Anyways, who cares.", - r"We couldn't care what you believe, unless you have diffs of your own to submit.", - r"You're kidding.", - r"You are making up rules as you go along. Why don't you go read the code?", - r"Oh cut the crap.", - r"Frankly, I think you are a whiner.", - r"In your dreams..", - r"No. You must be at least this tall to use OpenBSD; sorry -- you are a midget.", - r"You've got it all wrong.", - r"You'll experience anguish, and then if you try to ask for sympathy a lot of people will laugh at you.", - r"I don't know for certain, but I believe you are just making things up as you go along, because you are nothing but a troll.", - r"In summary -- the entire effort is a complete load of crap.", - r"Oh come on, admit it, you are wrong.", - r"That's a lot of words.", - r"Sorry, but I have lost all appetite to help you.", - r"Oh sorry, I forgot to think like an American for a second there.", - r"If you have so many ideas you should go ahead and start your own project. Good luck building a successfull project based on 'ideas'.", - r"I'm not even going to read to the end.", - r"You are a prick.", - r"Tell linus. You can google for his email address. ", - r"Just pathetic. Hope you actually get a life sometime.", - r"Wrong.", - r"You missed the point.", - r"Don't worry. Most of us see your name and at that moment delete the mail. This reply is an exception.", - r"You realize that you are going to run into thousands of other problems as a result of that practice?", - r"What you suggest is absolute rubbish. It is just talk -- not action -- but furthermore you don't have a clue what you are talking about.", - r"Really. How interesting.", - r"Let's keep it simple. Why don't you just go away, and stop acting the fool?", - r"I am just plain fed up with the bullshit you cowards spew.", - r"I don't believe you. You suggested it because you only thought of your own benefit, not of the amount of work others would have to do.", - r"Have you thought this through, at all?", - r"Some days I want to just quit and say fuck it all.", - r"All I ever wanted was a hobby. If this pathetic slob doesn't like our hobby, they should stop relying on it.", - r"Let idiots suffer on their own.", - r"The point is that you are a crybaby.", - r"We really are not interested in the story of your life.", - r"So you presume.", - r"You probably rape children in your spare time, and here you are, yelling at us for violating your perceived entitlement.", - r"Can you please leave?", - r"Now, again, please leave.", - r"You know, you have an option available to you regarding this. You could come to the conclusion that you are not entitled and stop posting, and it will work out better in the long term. I did not read anything more you said.", - r"Your attitude stinks. Good luck with life.", - r"Pulease...", - r"I don't know who you are, but you do nothing. What do you do?", - r"I don't see your name on any the source code. So you shut up, loser. Just go away.", - r"Perhaps we made mistakes. Perhaps they'll be changed. But you are just spouting bullshit.", - r"I am not being sarcastic. I truly am sick of having my time wasted.", - r"Yes you are wrong, and damn infuriating too.", - r"You need to learn how to listen.", - r"Read what it says.", - r"You just like listening to yourself talk. Shut up.", - r"Can you please stop acting as if you are smarter than us? I am sorry to say it, but we have thought this through for many hours by the time you show up to \"play system designer\".", - r"I don't see the point.", - r"Please don't.", - r"The best part is that noone cares about that.", - r"It is disgraceful to see what type of code being written these days.", - r"You accept how we do it, and you will shut up, or less service will be provided in the future.", - r"If you don't like it, run something else.", - r"I don't care.", - r"I don't give a shit.", - r"I really don't give a shit what you admire or not. ", - r"You are a whiny snively jerk, and every time you open your mouth I go work on something else.", - r"Your sense of self-importance just makes other people not even want to try.", - r"I could not give a rats ass what you say.", - r"You just plain don't understand the problem.", - r"Your attitude is not very nice.", - r"You had me going for a moment.", - r"Wow, your process stinks.", - r"You need to read more carefully.", - r"If you are just grandstanding, please stop.", - r"Ah, we have another talker in the house.", - r"Perhaps you should get a good delicing. ", - r"You'll never be a developer, so who cares?", - r"Oh my god, the tears! Look at his tears!", - r"Just give it up and get lost.", - r"Wow, you sure like to make presumptions.", - r"Thing is, you won't get help here.", - r"Your lack of any attempt to educate yourself is your problem.", - r"No, no no no no.", - r"No. You have it wrong. Go back to reading school.", - r"Come on.. stop making assumptions.", - r"We are not believers in buttons. Knobs are for knobs.", - r"Oh yeah, that's a great idea!", - r"I'm making fun of you.", - r"Whatever you did does not do what you think it does. In fact, I bet it is doing exactly the opposite of what you think it does.", - r"Don't be fooled.", - r"They are simplistic retards, not because they choose to be, but because their paychecks tell them to be so.", - r"Great.", - r"Oh, you're not going to do it? Oh you can't do it?", - r"No way.", - r"Except you are wrong.", - r"If some of you people keep insisting on having backwards compatibitity with the stone age, we'll have stone tools forever.", - r"I don't know why our mailing lists are always full of people who don't even understand what they are talking about.", - r"You guys just are not thinking.", - r"You've got to be kidding me.", - r"I won't look further since you have a history of not listening.", - r"There is no point in testing a diff which is wrong.", - r"Are you a troll?", - r"can you not read the prompt?", - r"you could try \"make me sandwitch\" and have the same effect.", - r"No, I am advocating that you TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS YOURSELF.", - r"Learn your tools. From hammers to saws to cars to operating systems, it is all the same.", - r"That is balony.", - r"PHP is not part of OpenBSD.", - r"To me it sounds like you are used to paying a lot, and now you expect the same from us, who you don't pay at all. That is a rude approach.", - r"Who's the child now?", - r"We try our best to make it the best. Do you try your best to help us? I doubt it. So we try the best we can without people like you helping us.", - r"So learn to type correctly.", - r"Shame on you.", - r"This is an error in the manual page.", - r"whatever.", - r"I do not agree with your assessment.", - r"Why hold people who you don't pay to a higher standard than the people who you do pay?", - r"Stop spreading lies.", - r"Geez, you're not listening", - r"make of it what you will.", - r"Unfortunate.", - r"Be realistic.", - r"Sorry, but you are wrong.", - r"You are completely missing the point.", - r"If that workaround was the right thing to do, it would be the default.", - r"What happened is that you thought it was time to say something useless, which adds no value to the conversation.", - r"You are just a whiny boy who pisses on people who spent 2 years writing the code.", - r"In short, you are socially inept unappreciative asshole.", - r"Come on guys. Don't have me OK this.", - r"I see other projects falling into this problem all the time. It is awesome.", - r"Ha ha. I watch other projects.", - r"We won't commit it.", - r"Perhaps.", - r"I don't see any problem.", - r"As developers we make decisions which we believe serve our users the best.", - r"Wow, what's that got to do with anything?", - r"c++ is a pile of crap.", - r"You have this very wrong.", - r"Your code is completely wrong.", - r"No way.", - r"None of that matters here.", - r"I am not directing you.", - r"Wow. You sure do set the bar low.", - r"The rest of what you are yapping about does not matter.", - r"Do you think we care?", - r"God bless the people who employ you, they need the blessing.", - r"That's the process.", - r"Hey, stick a screw driver into your ear.", - r"Does it help anything? No.", - r"Ridiculous.", - r"You know better.", - r"Lacking a terse starting point, soon we have users who don't know where to start.", - r"Beautiful.", - r"the multiplicative effects are far too serious.", - r"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^", - r"If you believe strongly in this idea, you should take an entire operating system base and prove the case.", - r"Good luck!", - r"Totally wrong there.", - r"Uhm, that's a pretty weak argument.", - r"Standing alone, \"compatibility with FOO\" is not a very strong argument. What next, \"compatibility with Xenix and Windows\"?", - r"Too bad. You can use other software.", - r"I decided to make a guess as to the region you are from.", - r"Your request is ridiculous.", - r"The people who write code get to decide how they document it.", - r"Don't like it? Then walk away.", - r"The only person who did something useful, is the author of the software.", - r"There is a user community, and a development community.", - r"Listen to yourself, proud of the complex words you found in a dictionary.", - r"It is really amazing that so many people prefer to remain blissfully unaware.", - r"I have seen nothing I would qualify as a \"bug report\".", - r"Sorry, but it's the truth.", - r"So glad to have the expert speak.", - r"It is clear you don't understand the code that was commited.", - r"It is an obvious mechanism.", - r"Good luck.", - r"Autoinstall does not handle this type of problem either.", - r"I was quite unhappy when this \"solution\" was proposed initially, since solutions of that sort often lead to no true solution down the road.", - r"I really love how we keep getting advice.", - r"That's a great idea.", - r"That is not true.", - r"Maybe.", - r"It's so simple. Why didn't I think of it.", - r"I am going to make a guess here.", - r"Imagine you told us a lot about your life, and we gave you advice.", - r"If you want it done, do it yourself.", - r"I rather doubt it.", - r"You've missed the point.", - r"Wow, so many crazy suggstions.", - r"I completely doubt that.", - r"thanks for the lesson in logic.", - r"No, the original answer here is the right one.", - r"Please state your case very carefully and clearly.", - r"Right now, you are not talking facts.", - r"You are spreading misinformation.", - r"Why???", - r"NO WAY!", - r"That feels like a disservice to the world.", - r"This is total balony.", - r"Bullshit.", - r"Wow. What hostility.", - r"There's research and there is the real world.", - r"From time to time, mistakes sneak in.", - r"It is theoretically possible to give a loaded gun to a baby; things will probably work out fine.", - r"What is your solution?", - r"And what is your solution?", - r"I'm getting ready to declare you a kook", - r"In that situation, you would probably want to be left in piece.", - r"If you start your own successfull project, you also can develop your own set of reasons for doing any of a variety of operational things at any point in time.", - r"You seem to have a rather over-extented sense of entitlement", - r"Most people are not capable of writing good patches, so it would be unprofessional to ask such people to write patches.", - r"You are speaking like a child.", - r"You really need to write a single comprehensive bug report that has no inconsistancies.", - r"THANK YOU FOR THE CLARITY.", - r"Sigh.", - r"So read what I said again.", - r"Improvements come when people try to push forward along the curve.", - r"People like you...", - r"Let's follow that thought.", - r"Incorrect.", - r"I don't see the point.", - r"So that is the reason why my car stereo has two sets of volume control knobs..... with the second set located inside the engine compartment, so I have to stop at the side of the road, pop open the hood, and reach down along the hot engine to near where the oil filter is.", - r"Take that for what it is.", - r"Whatever you're doing, it is wrong.", - r"Riiiiiiiiight. Suuuuuuuure. Keep believing that.", - r"I would like to see some proof of that.", - r"That's not going to happen.", - r"Wow. No.", - r"You are showing that you can't do any research at all, but want to throw ideas out.", - r"Unlikely.", - r"Well...", - r"That is a very dangerous direction.", - r"I think this will cause further damage.", - r"Are you saying OpenBSD does it wrong, or that all the operating systems do it wrong?", - r"Wow, really thick skull you got there.", - r"Get real.", - r"You can decide what you do with your time, but you cannot decide what other people do with theirs.", - r"And then we move on?", - r"Are you kidding? Who does that help? Who?", - r"You have offered nothing.", - r"You overstate your worth.", - r"shrug", - r"In your dreams.", - r"Amazing isn't it?", - r"Oh now I sense some angst.", - r"See how bad things start to happen?", - r"But I think it is clear you aren't a programmer, and this is over your head.", - r"Did they pay you to write all that text?", - r"there is bullshit coming out of your mouth.", - r"The nastiest behaviour is \"sense of entitlement\".", - r"You are the type of people who create these situations.", - r"We rarely hear about success, because those people are just happy.", - r"Totall irrelevant.", - r"It is what it is. Work with it.", - r"In the interests of full disclosure, do you work for the government or sell to the government?", - r"I heard.", - r"you must know, i want no part in any politics.", - r"i'm trying to stay out of politics.", - r"there are fingers to point all the way around.", - r"am i making all this up? perhaps i am, but you don't have to dream my dreams.", - r"i was up at 9am, climbed a mountain, hiked 6 km through 4ft deep slush (the image you are supposed to get is of 12 million overturned slurpee cups, and of geting your groin wet in slurpee), nearly died eating beef vindaloo, wrote some code, talked on the phone, wrote mail, and now it's almost 4am and this is absolutely beyond ridiculous.", - r"who said that?", - r"why are you asking me?", - r"Then I guess you are just stupid.", - r"Since you don't supply diffs, you are a waste of skin.", - r"Huh? You've understood incorrectly.", - r"This approach is simplestic and wrong.", - r"This is not a conversation about your IPv6 connection.", - r"What problem are you trying to solve?", - r"Wow, what chatter.", - r"I don't understand society is producing a generation of people incapable of self-help.", - r"There are people who do that.", - r"Shrug.", - r"Chill dude.", - r"It is crap.", - r"Oh good god.", - r"I don't know you, maybe I am misinterpreting you.", - r"Wow, don't know where you got that from.", - r"You persist in reading too much into things.", - r"So this is a great way to lose focus.", - r"You can figure out what I'm not saying on this line.", - r"I think this is a trap.", - r"That is an interesting claim.", - r"ANSWER THE QUESTION.", - r"I am not playing any games. Let's look at the facts.", - r"I haven't even read this.", - r"I don't care.", - r"I quite dislike the direction this is going.", - r"Nothing ever changes, noone ever learns, noone cares.", - r"With your attitude, I beg you to please go run some other operating system.", - r"Why haven't you left? Please leave.", - r"Please leave immediately.", - r"Get over it.", - r"Please read the actual code.", - r"Was that neccessary?", - r"Handholding can go only so far.", - r"Please, not again.", - r"It is in the FAQ.", - r"Someone is totally full of shit.", - r"You are quite a character.", - r"I suspect money which goes into your bank account comes from an entity not quite on the same side as us.", - r"You have an agenda.", - r"So easy to be critical.", - r"Great conversation...", - r"Who do you work for? Governments?", - r"Please people, ignore him.", - r"I love this conversation.", - r"Amazing.", - r"Go a few cycles.", - r"Why?", - r"No really, precisely why do you trust us?", - r"What a joke.", - r"That is quite a fiction.", - r"Never expect a group to perform a task which an individual won't.", - r"We never said our code should be trusted.", - r"Since I value my sanity, I saw that report, and I ignored it.", - r"The complaint department is down the hall.", - r"Such strong words.", - r"It must be easy to sit in your chair and demand that others meet your expectations.", - r"Didn't you read the manual page?", - r"I think you are on your own.", - r"Nope.", - r"Look there is a disconnect.", - r"Fundamentally, OpenBSD is a research project.", - r"Hilarious.", - r"Your process seems to be \"I don't understand the problem, so here is a diff\"", - r"And now let's ask the question which matters.", - r"Did you think of that?", - r"You aren't even trying. PLONK.", - r"Oh just shut up.", - r"You aren't going to do shit because you don't have any skills.", - r"Thank you for adding the value of your words.", - r"This is idle chatter hoping someone supplies some secret sauce that makes a disparate audience with different demands all happy.", - r"Welcome to the real world.", - r"Sorry.", - r"Violates POSIX and C89, which violate best practice in this century.", - r"Look, this is rather simple.", - r"Oh really.", - r"It ends badly.", - r"I explained that.", - r"Alas.", - r"The NTP codebase is larger than the SSH codebase.", - r"Guess you don't understand internet.", - r"Can I ask what kind of plant are you?", - r"And who are you, and what you have you done to test and then prove your thesis?", - r"I am continually baffled by how often we have to explain this point, over and over and over again.", - r"Do not submit a new bug report.", - r"Let me be blunt. Your advice is bad.", - r"If as a general rule we all want better code running on our systems, where do you fit in?", - r"Nope!", - r"Sigh.", - r"Now you plainly don't sound like a developer type.", - r"What is your solution?", - r"You've got access to all this source code.", - r"If you can't study the world around you, you will remain ignorant.", - r"Don't worry.", - r"For contributions to the OpenBSD Project, I make the decision of how to spend it.", - r"Is that an accusation?", - r"Look, you'll be fine.", - r"Don't waste your money on a false ideal by someone who misunderstands modern hardware and the market forces.", - r"I've think you've had your say.", - r"You've had your say.", - r"Do you get it? I doubt it.", - r"How dreary.", - r"Anyways, your timing is atrocious!", - r"Look, stop being a child.", - r"Such hyperbole! Such drama!", - r"Reactive is not the same as proactive.", - r"Please run something else. You'll be happier. Really.", - r"The problem is you don't pay it backwards. You don't pay it forward. You don't pay at all. You just beg.", - r"I'll ask in a general fashion: Are you stupid?", - r"You don't provide any encouragement except for \"me me! think of me!\".", - r"You are out of touch.", - r"OpenBSD is not generally known as an exposed democracy.", - r"Are you going to do something -- beyond just being sarcastic?", - r"Highly unlikely.", - r"Thanks for including all the information in the report.", - r"Better question is: Why?", - r"Get back onto your meds.", - r"What a waste of words.", - r"Please people stop mailing me privately and asking.", - r"Wait and see.", - r"In general, you underestimate the effort involved.", - r"Well, I don't think the world will fall over as a result.", - r"NOT....", - r"I think this entire conversation is ridiculous, right from the start.", - r"I do not agree with those assessments.", - r"In that case, what's the fuss?", - r"Well....", - r"I disagree on all those points.", - r"Completely wrong, and I have no no idea where you got that from!", - r"Read the man page again!", - r"You are scaring me.", - r"I believe something is not being understood here.", - r"I don't normally do this.", - r"Well sorry.", - r"I don't see any reason.", - r"Oh something is broken?", - r"Please show your work.", - r"Let's get serious and personal here for a second. In other aspects of life, do you behave the same?", - r"That is kind of crazy, isn't it.", - r"That is an incorrect assessment.", - r"That is only the beginning of it.", - r"This is more than a meme. It is a plot.", - r"Boggles the mind.", - r"Please.", - r"You know that is bullshit right?", - r"Please stop subscribing us to your motivations.", - r"That is false.", - r"You are speaking in riddles.", - r"That's nice.", - r"You are so full of BS!", - r"You are quite a persistant idiot.", - r"You don't know jack shit about computers or electronics, that much is obvious.", - r"Once again you show that you don't know shit.", - r"You are on your own.", - r"you have confused yourself.", - r"Well there is this funny story about when I hacked into RMS's firmware-driven keyboard controller, and managed to grap his root password.", - r"You've been smoking something really mind altering, and I think you should share it.", - r"You've seen something on the shelf, and it has all sorts of pretty colurs, and you've bought it.", - r"Feeling a lot of dejavu here.", - r"People should be careful what they ask for", - r"Aww come on, you had us going until then.", - r"I think I hear of someone doing this about every 10 years.", - r"I made none of the claims you are composing.", - r"That makes no sense.", - r"Cannot.", - r"Your process here is really strange.", - r"How bizzare.", - r"This conversation is going far too meta.", - r"What's the goal.", - r"You have a diff?", - r"What you are trying to do is insane, wrong, and entirely unsupported.", - r"SERIOUSLY??", - r"If you turn the forums you frequent into your help desk, you are taking away their ability to focus on delivering you the software you use.", - r"There are too few of us, we cannot take on every problem.", - r"Everyone, please ignore these trolls who are cross-posting.", - r"Essentially, you are on your own. :-)", - r"I am not so sure.", - r"obviously.", - r"I don't know, but I'll think about it later, because I am busy.", - r"So the original idea wasn't yours. And now you think it can't work. And you are still talking about it. I see. Very interesting.", - r"That statement is full of potential for misunderstanding, and cannot be left alone.", - r"I was wrong.", - r"Thanks.", - r"Careful there :-)", - r"That is incorrect advice for the OpenBSD world.", - r"Your mistake.", - r"This bug report totally sucks.", - r"what is \"this case\"?", - r"my advice: walk away from this one.", - r"Generally Unix has no way of doing this.", - r"So what do you really mean here?", - r"Is a crash a performance impact?", - r"what is the goal?", - r"Your emails only contain opinions.", - r"words words words words", - r"Are you done?", - r"Doesn't that send shivers down your spine?", - r"Your bug report is too incomplete. Can't help you.", - r"No.", - r"We'd rather jump off a cliff.", - r"Good luck with that.", - r"Looking forward to you providing code which solves the problem.", - r"This feature is probably older than you.", - r"it is behaving *exactly* as intended.", - r"There are a few compromises.", - r"I think I know a perfect candidate to take this further: You.", - r"Seriously?", - r"The OpenBSD process is quite well understood. Use the best methods, doubt what you do, refractor.", - r"Hey, it looks like you are just trying to be a dick.", - r"Does your mother know?", - r"It's great that you have an opinion.", - r"Run something else! We don't care!", - r"That's a load of bull.", - r"Your opinions count for zero.", - r"To achieve merit, you must do the homework you assigned yourself.", - r"Get serious.", - r"and I wanna build a rocket ship...", - r"No thanks.", - r"The problem is obvious.", - r"If you don't have the skill to do it, well that's too bad...", - r"You didn't do your homework, and it blew up in your face. Then you wrote a few paragraphs. Then I replied. That is the whole sad story.", - r"I tried to read the rest of what you wrote. It makes no sense.", - r"I find this discussion pretty uninteresting.", - r"I wish more people would find real bugs to fix.", - r":-)", - r"I'm done.", - r"I don't think you understand what is being done here.", - r"Funny.", - r"I don't see that.", - r"I don't have an answer for you.", - r"I don't see the purpose of that.", - r"No.", - r"Doctor it hurts when I stab myself in the eye.", - r"I believe you are not trying to contribute anything valuable with your comment.", - r"are you being trolled now?", - r"You are not tall enough to ride.", - r"^^^^^^^", - r"People who submit reports which are missing information should feel terrible.", - r"Absolutely no way, that makes no sense.", - r"Kill it.", - r"On that matter, I'd say tough.", - r"It's not black magic.", - r"Sigh.", - r"Disagree strongly.", - r"Don't hold me responsible for the shortcuts.", - r"And noone cares what you like or dislike.", - r"There will be little or no thought.", - r"I am very sceptical.", - r"A related issue is lots of people don't know anything about anything.", - r"Look, your statement is false.", - r"That is the result of a mis-configuration on your part.", - r"That is not best practice.", - r"This does not matter.", - r"It is risk, all gigantic risk.", - r"Sometimes people put a bad idea into an RFC.", - r"Why -- to hurt people?", - r"Oh the situation is much worse than that.", - r"I disagree.", - r"The same model is not applicable to everything.", - r"This is another offer which will be rejected.", - r"No.", - r"Tired of the suggestions.", - r"The end.", - r"Sorry, I see it the other way around.", - r"This is how rumours start, I guess.", - r"That is incorrect.", - r"That is the worst possible advice ever.", - r"I am really impressed by the analytical skills I observe here.", - r"Maybe the fortress fell over because you didn't have enough Lego.", - r"Why are you doing this?", - r"I still don't see the use case.", - r"You haven't justified it.", - r"No.", - r"I have changed my mind.", - r"Whoa.", - r"I don't see how that helps anything.", - r"What do you want us to do about it?", - r"I think you are done here.", - r"Whoah.", - r"because.", - r"No, it is not.", - r"Why?", - r"Please supply a good justification why that is good.", - r"End of story.", - r"Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.", - r"Incorrect.", - r"Not exactly.", - r"We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.", - r"Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions...", - r"If you don't care, then don't talk about it.", - r"Your voice does not count.", - r"that is really not a useful bug report.", - r"Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.", - r"Things change.", - r"Whoa.", - r"No?", - r"Expectation management is a bitch.", - r"There has been a lot of discussion about this.", - r"Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.", - r"That is not right.", - r"You are on your own.", - r"That is not true.", - r"That's nice.", - r"not everything is perfect.", - r"I don't like it.", - r"We prefer creating a world that is simpler.", - r"Are we finished here?", - r"that is intentional.", - r"Why not delete it?", - r"Pick a position -- then defend it.", - r"Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.", - r"Pick a damn position, and declare it.", - r"If software sucks, say so.", - r"Who didn't solve that problem? People like you.", - r"Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.", - r"unfeasible!", - r"There is no juxtaposition.", - r"AND WHERE IS THE PONY.", - r"It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.", - r"You bought some plastic.", - r"You sir, are just wastewater.", - r"Your words are just bile.", - r"You are way out of line with the software development community.", - r"Your interpretations are hostile.", - r"I could be doing far better things than making CDs.", - r"No way.", - r"You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.", - r"[rest deleted]", - r"if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better", - r"No thanks, it does not make sense.", - r"No, you should not.", - r"We do not have magic to do this at the moment.", - r"Well, openbsd is not linux.", - r"This is likely to change, in some way.", - r"Thanks for the feedback :-)", - r"No, it is not.", - r"Why?", - r"Please supply a good justification why that is good.", - r"End of story.", - r"Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.", - r"Incorrect.", - r"Not exactly.", - r"We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.", - r"Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions...", - r"If you don't care, then don't talk about it.", - r"Your voice does not count.", - r"that is really not a useful bug report.", - r"Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.", - r"Things change.", - r"Whoa.", - r"No?", - r"Expectation management is a bitch.", - r"There has been a lot of discussion about this.", - r"Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.", - r"That is not right.", - r"You are on your own.", - r"That is not true.", - r"That's nice.", - r"not everything is perfect.", - r"I don't like it.", - r"We prefer creating a world that is simpler.", - r"Are we finished here?", - r"that is intentional.", - r"Why not delete it?", - r"Pick a position -- then defend it.", - r"Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.", - r"Pick a damn position, and declare it.", - r"If software sucks, say so.", - r"Who didn't solve that problem? People like you.", - r"Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.", - r"unfeasible!", - r"There is no juxtaposition.", - r"AND WHERE IS THE PONY.", - r"It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.", - r"You bought some plastic.", - r"You sir, are just wastewater.", - r"Your words are just bile.", - r"You are way out of line with the software development community.", - r"Your interpretations are hostile.", - r"I could be doing far better things than making CDs.", - r"No way.", - r"You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.", - r"[rest deleted]", - r"if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better", - r"No thanks, it does not make sense.", - r"No, you should not.", - r"We do not have magic to do this at the moment.", - r"Well, openbsd is not linux.", - r"This is likely to change, in some way.", - r"Thanks for the feedback :-)", - r"you will only receive crocodile tears from me.", - r"Well perhaps you should just leave if you don't like the truth?", - r"It is all about your actions.", - r"Survival in the universe requires more than copy-and-paste.", - r"Summary: The OP has a learning disability.", - r"Frankly, who cares?", - r"Get off my computer kidz.", - r"That stands against my principles.", - r"Take a chill pill, or participate in improving it, or wait your turn.", - r"When things go wrong, we contain their influence.", - r"sorry to hear you don't understand", - r"this is not really a forum to attempt education", - r"Look -- did you read the manual page?", - r"It seems you did all that, but didn't read the manual pages.", - r"Not all errata are for security.", - r"Undeducated *check* opinioned *check*", - r"There is no way to forgive people who intentionally step in the shit.", - r"It sounds as if you don't understand what happens.", - r"So what is learned here?", - r"I don't have an answer.", - r"Let me get this straight.", - r"I see your character...", - r"You can do whatever you want.", - r"That is completely insane.", - r"That's the kind of comment that leads me to take bug reports less seriously in the future...", - r"Crazy.", - r"Please.", - r"I really doubt the drama of this.", - r"whatever", - r"Look.", - r"Well, is mentioning this even important?", - r"I'll ask the question: Why are you sure you need that?", - r"pretty sad, but I guess that's the way the world works", - r"There is a bug in your brain.", - r"You yammer yammer yammer without detail.", - r"Something is eating your brain.", - r"It depends on what you want.", - r"They are manual pages, not manual books.", - r"You are welcome to spend your time building an entire new subsystem and proving the value of your work.", - r"Go knock yourself out.", - r"Sorry you lost me.", - r"I can't tell if you are supporting a useless idea, or declaring that a useless idea is not worth supporting.", - r"So lets just yak about it, right?", - r"Yes, I said asshole.", - r"I'm astounded by this situation.", - r"It is hard to believe people will want that.", - r"Why the surprise?", - r"Basically, this cannot be oversimplified by 1 line questions followed by 1 line answers.", - r"I'm sorry, but I don't get it.", - r"Bootstrapping problem is bootstrapping problem.", - r"That is not possible.", - r"You really haven't got a clue.", - r"You can go read the source.", - r"That is incorrect.", - r"We don't manage dependencies.", - r"You haven't justified need.", - r"Careful what you ask for.", - r"Demands aren't well received.", - r"A detailed bug report helps. 1 line of whining doesn't.", - r"4. Roll up sleeves and fix the issue.", - r"If you don't understand how computers and networking work, I'm sure you can find another job.", - r"Not everyone is suited to every role.", - r"Another solution is to smash that device with a hammer.", - r"Did that help?", - r"Some of you will think this is a total joke.", - r"Overdocumenting isn't a strength.", - r"If you want it working, you will need to get it fixed.", - r"If you really wanted it fixed you have the src code.", - r"Please leave here.", - r"Just you, I think.", - r"That won't work.", - r"If I see a mail which isn't plain text, I delete it.", - r"someone in linux land went off the map here.", - r"only thinking of yourself, and missing the point.", - r"No, what you want does not exist.", - r"I said no the first time, and provided a detailed explaination.", - r"Why did you feel the need jump in? Ichy butt?", - r"Let's just stop this.", - r"You just aren't capable of listening to what is being said.", - r"I'd like my lawn mowed.", - r"I think the entire approach is dumb.", - r"There was once a better path.", - r"Animated sparkle.", - r"I'm not sure what else you expect.", - r"Punting stupid problems along forever just gets worse and worse.", - r"In a decade, what will this mess look like?", - r"When people push buttons, they will eventually hit something undocumented.", - r"I just came to the conclusion you are a loudmouthed jackass.", - r"So go away.", - r"That doesn't make sense.", - r"Well the options are: Get involved and do the work, or watch.", - r"There is no policy.", - r"Twice the work == twice the work.", - r"Unfortunately, you cannot really help.", - r"Learn the magic, change the magic.", - r"Oh, so you are just some boasty guy on the net", - r"You own all the pieces.", - r"You are wrong.", - r"No way.", - r"You are showing inexperience.", - r"No, not really.", - r"Basically you are saying we should just change everything, consequences and corectness be damned.", - r"Uhm, in your dreams.", - r"Not everything in unix is perfect.", - r"That sucks.", - r"That is working as intended.", - r"ktrace or it didn't happen.", - r"The solution is obvious.", - r"By the way who are you?", - r"You come off as pretty uncharitable.", - r"More complexity.", - r"I don't think you are listening.", - r"Shrug.", - r"I discussed world peace in a bar once.", - r"Lots of words. No action.", - r"Or you can go it all yourself. Why don't you do that?", - r"It is pretty obvious you are only thinking of yourself, so you should go create your own system.", - r"But we don't need to put up with your demands.", - r"Adjust your attitude user", - r"I believe this conversation is over, because you have no credibility.", - r"Oh are you just talking?", - r"Inventing crazy shit is pointless.", - r"Lots of misunderstandings in there.", - r"Mitigations should be as cheap as possible to satisfy the goal.", - r"Then it is probably over your head. Not much I can do about that.", - r"That interpretation is wrong.", - r"Don't change my words.", - r"It is over your head. Or learn to read. Or learn to not reply before you think.", - r"You have a self-entitlement issue.", - r"IF YOU ARE A GIGANTIC SLOPPY FAT PIG YOU SURE DO", - r"Please go fluff up your sense of selfworth elsewhere.", - r"There are no workarounds.", - r"You been running that on the internet?", - r"That'd be like leaving a running chainsaw on the floor at a daycare center.", - r"When something is dangerous, we get rid of it.", - r"Sometimes it is almost like there is a stream of people who want us to stop trying.", - r"Oh, cut your crap.", - r"So fix it, or pay someone to fix it.", - r"Oh the righteous indignation of public discussion!", - r"Have you ever heard of the concept of helping yourself?", - r"Don't believe all the promises you hear.", - r"Unfortunately noone cares.", - r"not that it matters.", - r"Sometimes there's a vast difference between a person who declares something useful and easy to do, and the reality. Sometimes the person is just plain wrong.", - r"I hope noone helps you.", - r"You are not helping out.", - r"You are doing the bare mininum and tapping on a keyboard.", - r"The socket layer will conspire against you.", - r"so much drama", - r"Your process will not solve anything.", - r"But this isn't a pony shop.", - r"Shut up", - r"It is documented.", - r"Sorry, your interpretation is incorrect.", - r"Do we want the 1% solution? No.", - r"I triage bugs by hitting 'd' in my mail reader.", - r"I disagree", - r"And please stop using that word.", - r"I doubt anyone believes your extremely vague assertions.", - r"Who cares?", - r"You are making stuff up.", - r"I don't think so.", - r"you've all been trollolololololololo'd", - r"Why?", - r"Are we done here?", - r"You can search for the rest of the information yourself.", - r"No.", - r"No.", - r"Not going to explain further.", - r"Get your shit together", - r"oh my, the moral outrage", - r"Let it go, and consider leaving for good.", - r"Do you have evidence?", - r"Diffs are welcome.", - r"Please don't do that.", - r"I don't understand what you are saying.", - r"I doubt it.", - r"Well, I disagree.", - r"I don't believe any of this.", - r"Not all tools are for everyone.", - r"So a javascript exploit in your browser can perform a rm -rf.", - r"Fine.", - r"If you dont like our software, please dont use it.", - r"In your opinion.", - r"If you don't like what it does, don't use it.", - r"The bullshit foaming out of your mouth is astounding.", - r"PLEASE STOP USING OPENBSD IMMEDIATELY", - r"Look, you are wrong.", - r"No. It ends here.", - r"For now, no.", - r"I'm think you don't get it.", - r"I hear \"me me me\".", - r"If you guys aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.", - r"Nothing is perfect.", - r"Some users really are their own worst enemy.", - r"Sorry no you are wrong.", - r"We don't need to make statements people perceive as promises.", - r"That might be desireable. Or it might not be.", - r"I always prefer software that does precisely what I expect it to do.", - r"You obviously don't know what you are doing, and I think you don't deserve help.", - r"I am asking you to leave this list.", - r"Waiting for the diff, to see what it does.", - r"You diff is not OK.", - r"Once you understand the mechanism you'll realize it will never work.", - r"I suspect noone wants that.", - r"I dunno...", - r"Incomplete or vague bug reports don't usually result in improvements.", - r"What hogwash.", - r"Don't be stupid.", - r"That is a false history.", - r"How many years did it take to notice this bug?", - r"I think this a really sad approach.", - r"Let me be clear: the program is lying to the user.", - r"The people who do the work make the decisions.", - r"you are wrong.", - r"oh will you just shut up.", - r"This is a bug in a diff I put into snapshots.", - r"I really don't understand the approach being taken here.", - r"I want to understand what the goal here is.", - r"It won't happen.", - r"That is either a funny joke, or it shows you don't understand Unix.", - r"The smallest diffs are the best.", - r"I don't understand what the proposal is.", - r"The man page says \"don't do that\".", - r"That seems disgustingly verbose to me.", - r"The worm will eat it's tail.", - r"When new things arise, must they become dominant?", - r"How does it hurt you?", - r"I love it.", - r"So my question is: What will be broken by this change?", - r"Unless POSIX specifies the requirement, I'd like to see some justification.", - r"There will always be situations that UNIX didn't anticipate or handle, and then POSIX failed to specify.", - r"Isn't that bad?", - r"I think you have this wrong.", - r"Is that neccessary?", - r"I have tried to push back against this, but it keeps happening.", - r"Maybe. But I am a bit unconvinced.", - r"And I continue to disagree.", - r"I suggest you get over it.", - r"I disagree with this sentence.", - r"I think that is nonsense.", - r"So helpful /sarc.", - r"Now you've really stepped in it.", - r"I don't know, and I don't care.", - r"I think that procedure is hogwash.", - r"That is such a load of crap.", - r"I want to say more.", - r"You really have no idea what you are talking about.", - r"You don't know. I don't know. None of us know.", - r"You can stop asking.", - r"You are out of line.", - r"Grow up.", - r"Or, maybe you are just speaking dishonestly.", - r"Prove it.", - r"Your plan is half baked.", - r"Take a step back.", - r"Software bloat is dangerous.", - r"This does not help anything.", - r"I completely disagree on this, of course.", - r"Come on, that's just some incomplete claim.", - r"Shrug", - r"to me, that is sad.", - r"No, I don't think so.", - r"No.", - r"Your proposal is junk.", - r"Not going to happen.", - r"Are there any downsides?", - r"I don't care if code is old.", - r"What.", - r"There really is no need to demonstrate being uneducated.", - r"Stop.", - r"You are the one making the claim.", - r"Please provide a citation of a source, it would be helpful.", - r"The invention of interrupts was a bad idea.", - r"Does anyone give a shit, besides you?", - r"No.", - r"Noone has any space for this bullshit, or this long explanation.", - r"Well, now you know.", - r"Your report is complete bullshit.", - r"Yeah, that won't work out well.", - r"The future doesn't get better if you demand backwards compatibility forever.", - r"The Unix landscape is getting old enough to throw bad ideas out.", - r"what are you trying to say?", - r"You lost me..", - r"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I stick a knife in here!", - r"OK, that's ridiculous.", - r"What is the justification?", - r"You are trying to compare a pig and a moon rocket.", - r"I disagree.", - r"No.", - r"Not going to happen.", - r"I am not going to do any of this work you want.", - r"Good bye.", - r"Why not?", - r"I think you are confused by something.", - r"That argument holds no water with me.", - r"Nope, that's wrong.", - r"Your interpretation is not correct.", - r"Sorry, you are incorrect.", - r"That is not correct.", - r"What are you fixing by making this less precise?", - r"That's interesting. And also sad.", - r"You are probably holding it wrong.", - r"this is more like a who cares", - r"What you are trying to do won't work at all.", - r"You are in way over your head", - r"I suggest you get over it.", - r"Nope, that is not correct.", - r"No, your diff is still wrong.", - r"Why continue to wonder?", - r"I make vegeterian meals all the time, with a big slab of beef on the other half of the plate.", - r"Please don't abuse our time.", - r"What did you contribute?", - r"I really don't give a shit.", - r"What did you gain?", - r"You have missed other stuff which matters. Try again.", - r"Look, I really don't care.", - r"You get to adapt to what we produce.", - r"You aren't in any position to change a damn thing in this equation.", - r"Mailing into the void.", - r"Stop right there.", - r"Oh you hurt my feelings.", - r"The writing has been on the wall a very long time that some people believe their role in the ecosystem is to reduce software choice and push everyone into vertical software monocultures.", - r"I do not see evidence to match that claim.", - r"Don't be ridiculous, there is no point to be so obtuse.", - r"What will come of this discussion of opinions?", - r"One idea is for you to just not not do that.", - r"Are you my boss?", - r"I won't be testing it. You will.", - r"You have no idea what problems you are creating for yourself.", - r"The way you write, it sounds personal.", - r"No, it is *your misunderstanding*", - r"Please leave.", - r"We owe you nothing.", - r"Go away.", - r"there is another possibility is everyone is out to get you.", - r"What you want isn't how it works.", - r"I'm out of here.", - r"ha ha ha", - r"Your proposal is a non-starter.", - r"If we can't do it right, we don't do it until we figure out a way to do it right.", - r"This diff is killing me.", - r"It's going to sound a bit strange, but some things should not be documented.", - r"You've been around for many years, yet you can't be bothered do your homework.", - r"What a sob story", - r"That's not good enough.", - r"Sometimes doing nothing is better, because it encourages people to be paranoid and careful of bear the consequences.", - r"I have no idea what that sentence means.", - r"Why does this need to be said?", - r"Noone should follow that advice.", - r"You don't understand the problem.", - r"That is just plain dumb.", - r"I am pretty sure that assumption is incorrect.", - r"But kids these days.", - r"You are not listening.", - r"This thread is too long. Please just stop.", - r"I'm done here.", - r"What happens next?", - r"I don't understand why this is needed.", - r"How? Please explain how.", - r"This is increasingly silly.", - r"That is precisely what we are trying to avoid.", - r"I don't buy that argument.", - r"I disagree strongly.", - r"But you've made up your mind to ignore everything everyone says.", - r"I do not think this proposal is useful.", - r"I explained this, but you didn't read.", - r"No, because that solves nothing.", - r"I think you are going out of your way to confuse yourself, and I'm not going to get dragged into it.", - r"This feels like a repeat of the Unix wars when \"thoughtless additions without design\" were added due to overly competitive practices.", - r"It is a community failing.", - r"But those knobs don't exist.", - r"You are not thinking clearly.", - r"everything is a nail", - r"I don't understand.", - r"That is surprising.", - r"ccccccluufelcluublrnvrefefgebjddbedivujkndic", - r"We often delete unuseable pieces of code.", - r"cccccblddbkhttjnhvbufcvrtggtvvfnuviieecckfcg", - r"Or is this a request for a refund?", - r"Your proposal makes no sense, and I don't know who you think you are to make it.", - r"That is not how it works.", - r"In the meatime, just fuck off with your stupid agenda.", - r"This conversation is finished.", - r"I don't actually believe this is a good idea." + ":-)", + "No.", + "No?", + "Why?", + "Alas.", + "Nope.", + "Shrug", + "shrug", + "Look.", + "Whoa.", + "Sigh.", + "What.", + "Nope!", + "Stop.", + "Fine.", + "Great.", + "Why???", + "Funny.", + "Wrong.", + "Crazy.", + "Shrug.", + "Whoah.", + "Maybe.", + "Sorry.", + "^^^^^^^", + "Please.", + "No way.", + "NOT....", + "Balony.", + "Well...", + "Shut up", + "NO WAY!", + "Cannot.", + "Thanks.", + "The end.", + "ha ha ha", + "whatever", + "because.", + "Wow. No.", + "Go away.", + "Perhaps.", + "Kill it.", + "Grow up.", + "Well....", + "Why not?", + "Bye bye.", + "Amazing.", + "I heard.", + "whatever.", + "Get real.", + "Prove it.", + "Unlikely.", + "Bullshit.", + "I'm done.", + "Good bye.", + "I disagree", + "Incorrect.", + "Good luck!", + "Oh really.", + "FULL STOP.", + "Seriously?", + "I dunno...", + "Good luck.", + "Beautiful.", + "obviously.", + "I love it.", + "Who cares?", + "Hilarious.", + "No thanks.", + "Pulease...", + "SERIOUSLY??", + "I doubt it.", + "That sucks.", + "I disagree.", + "unfeasible!", + "Ridiculous.", + "So go away.", + "Chill dude.", + "It is crap.", + "Well sorry.", + "How dreary.", + "What a joke.", + "That's nice.", + "Unfortunate.", + "Get serious.", + "I was wrong.", + "Get over it.", + "Oh good god.", + "For now, no.", + "Don't worry.", + "How bizzare.", + "Not exactly.", + "You lost me..", + "What hogwash.", + "End of story.", + "Please don't.", + "so much drama", + "I don't care.", + "Please leave.", + "Shame on you.", + "Be realistic.", + "Your mistake.", + "Are you done?", + "Wait and see.", + "Totally false.", + "No, it is not.", + "who said that?", + "You are wrong.", + "That is false.", + "It ends badly.", + "Things change.", + "you are wrong.", + "I'm done here.", + "Did that help?", + "[rest deleted]", + "That is balony.", + "In your dreams.", + "Isn't that bad?", + "So you presume.", + "No, not really.", + "You're kidding.", + "Are you a troll?", + "No, no no no no.", + "Don't be fooled.", + "I'm out of here.", + "What's the goal.", + "Are you my boss?", + "You are a prick.", + "You have a diff?", + "What a sob story", + "Go a few cycles.", + "I don't like it.", + "It won't happen.", + "In your opinion.", + "Highly unlikely.", + "You know better.", + "In your dreams..", + "Don't be stupid.", + "More complexity.", + "That won't work.", + "Oh just shut up.", + "Oh cut the crap.", + "It is documented.", + "Amazing isn't it?", + "Animated sparkle.", + "Boggles the mind.", + "Stop right there.", + "Are we done here?", + "I explained that.", + "Take a step back.", + "So helpful /sarc.", + "I don't see that.", + "No. It ends here.", + "I don't think so.", + "I am not so sure.", + "Well, I disagree.", + "Why the surprise?", + "what is the goal?", + "It is in the FAQ.", + "Careful there :-)", + "That is not true.", + "Wow, what chatter.", + "What did you gain?", + "That is incorrect.", + "That is not right.", + "Diffs are welcome.", + "I rather doubt it.", + "What happens next?", + "Sorry you lost me.", + "Please leave here.", + "Disagree strongly.", + "Why not delete it?", + "Please, not again.", + "Totall irrelevant.", + "Oh, cut your crap.", + "People like you...", + "Such strong words.", + "Read what it says.", + "Just you, I think.", + "You have an agenda.", + "Anyways, who cares.", + "I want to say more.", + "Frankly, who cares?", + "Nothing is perfect.", + "We owe you nothing.", + "You are scaring me.", + "Is that neccessary?", + "I don't understand.", + "There is no policy.", + "No, you should not.", + "Nope, that's wrong.", + "Well, now you know.", + "That is surprising.", + "You diff is not OK.", + "We won't commit it.", + "That's the process.", + "to me, that is sad.", + "Who's the child now?", + "Not going to happen.", + "You are out of line.", + "everything is a nail", + "And then we move on?", + "I don't give a shit.", + "Wow. What hostility.", + "that is intentional.", + "Don't be ridiculous.", + "ANSWER THE QUESTION.", + "That's a great idea.", + "not that it matters.", + "That is not correct.", + "You've had your say.", + "That makes no sense.", + "Uhm, in your dreams.", + "Look, you are wrong.", + "You are on your own.", + "I am very sceptical.", + "You can stop asking.", + "Was that neccessary?", + "Good luck with that.", + "But kids these days.", + "I disagree strongly.", + "Stop spreading lies.", + "Yes, I said asshole.", + "Totally wrong there.", + "I hear \"me me me\".", + "This is total balony.", + "Do you have evidence?", + "Do you think we care?", + "Great conversation...", + "Are we finished here?", + "It's not black magic.", + "Let's just stop this.", + "Except you are wrong.", + "How does it hurt you?", + "This does not matter.", + "Can you please leave?", + "No, I don't think so.", + "Please don't do that.", + "Look, you'll be fine.", + "You are out of touch.", + "That is not possible.", + "You missed the point.", + "Don't change my words.", + "I'm making fun of you.", + "AND WHERE IS THE PONY.", + "what is \"this case\"?", + "What a waste of words.", + "You are not listening.", + "Did you think of that?", + "Get your shit together", + "Does your mother know?", + "That's a load of bull.", + "Go knock yourself out.", + "Mailing into the void.", + "You are very confused.", + "OK, that's ridiculous.", + "What is your solution?", + "c++ is a pile of crap.", + "Is that an accusation?", + "You are so full of BS!", + "I don't see the point.", + "Please show your work.", + "why are you asking me?", + "That's a lot of words.", + "Why -- to hurt people?", + "Your proposal is junk.", + "I am not directing you.", + "Oh good grief, grow up.", + "Your approach is wrong.", + "Why continue to wonder?", + "That's not good enough.", + "You own all the pieces.", + "words words words words", + "I hope noone helps you.", + "So easy to be critical.", + "I see your character...", + "By the way who are you?", + "Oh something is broken?", + "Sorry no you are wrong.", + "I have changed my mind.", + "Why are you doing this?", + "I think this is a trap.", + "I'd like my lawn mowed.", + "I don't see any reason.", + "The problem is obvious.", + "I don't have an answer.", + "Buttons are for idiots.", + "So what is learned here?", + "You clearly cannot read.", + "Get back onto your meds.", + "That is just plain dumb.", + "Oh are you just talking?", + "Oh you hurt my feelings.", + "You are making stuff up.", + "I completely doubt that.", + "How? Please explain how.", + "Holy cow, you are dense.", + "Better question is: Why?", + "What a load of bullshit.", + "I don't see any problem.", + "That doesn't make sense.", + "You are not helping out.", + "Really. How interesting.", + "This diff is killing me.", + "You've missed the point.", + "Your plan is half baked.", + "oh my, the moral outrage", + "What did you contribute?", + "You bought some plastic.", + "Are there any downsides?", + "That is not our problem.", + "The solution is obvious.", + "That is quite a fiction.", + "Read the man page again!", + "You've got it all wrong.", + "That is a false history.", + "You have this very wrong.", + "Take that for what it is.", + "Now, again, please leave.", + "Sorry, you are incorrect.", + "I don't see any humility.", + "Sorry, but you are wrong.", + "That is not how it works.", + "Tired of the suggestions.", + "Your words are just bile.", + "Lots of words. No action.", + "You overstate your worth.", + "Careful what you ask for.", + "I haven't even read this.", + "Look, stop being a child.", + "I don't normally do this.", + "What a dismal world view.", + "You haven't justified it.", + "Please leave immediately.", + "There are no workarounds.", + "I think that is nonsense.", + "Wow, your process stinks.", + "make of it what you will.", + "You have offered nothing.", + "I love this conversation.", + "Get off my computer kidz.", + "No. You misread the code.", + "Let me get this straight.", + "Your hopes are misplaced.", + "Adjust your attitude user", + "oh will you just shut up.", + "Let's follow that thought.", + "You are quite a character.", + "I think you are done here.", + "THANK YOU FOR THE CLARITY.", + "Oh now I sense some angst.", + "not everything is perfect.", + "Please people, ignore him.", + "There is no juxtaposition.", + "Unfortunately noone cares.", + "Look, I really don't care.", + "I suggest you get over it.", + "are you being trolled now?", + "Geez, you're not listening", + "It is a community failing.", + "I don't buy that argument.", + "If software sucks, say so.", + "So read what I said again.", + "Welcome to the real world.", + "Does it help anything? No.", + "None of that matters here.", + "And what is your solution?", + "Nope, that is not correct.", + "Sorry, but it's the truth.", + "That is not best practice.", + "No, please, don't explain.", + "What is the justification?", + "Do you get it? I doubt it.", + "Your voice does not count.", + "That is completely insane.", + "You haven't justified need.", + "I'm think you don't get it.", + "This is increasingly silly.", + "And I continue to disagree.", + "ktrace or it didn't happen.", + "You have no right to speak.", + "But this isn't a pony shop.", + "Thanks for the feedback :-)", + "Such an American viewpoint.", + "PHP is not part of OpenBSD.", + "These programs are all bad.", + "Come on. Read it carefully.", + "So learn to type correctly.", + "That's not going to happen.", + "Well, openbsd is not linux.", + "You can go read the source.", + "what are you trying to say?", + "Such hyperbole! Such drama!", + "Your request is ridiculous.", + "you have confused yourself.", + "The comedy just never ends.", + "Look there is a disconnect.", + "I suspect noone wants that.", + "It is an obvious mechanism.", + "I really don't give a shit.", + "Software bloat is dangerous.", + "I don't care if code is old.", + "I think you are on your own.", + "It depends on what you want.", + "I think you have this wrong.", + "I don't believe any of this.", + "Enjoy your windmill tilting.", + "You are speaking in riddles.", + "Please read the actual code.", + "The worm will eat it's tail.", + "But those knobs don't exist.", + "Look, this is rather simple.", + "can you not read the prompt?", + "This does not help anything.", + "Please don't abuse our time.", + "There are a few compromises.", + "You've got to be kidding me.", + "That is such a load of crap.", + "That is working as intended.", + "You sir, are just wastewater.", + "Demands aren't well received.", + "There is a bug in your brain.", + "That is an interesting claim.", + "this is more like a who cares", + "You don't listen well either.", + "That interpretation is wrong.", + "Not going to explain further.", + "There are people who do that.", + "You are not thinking clearly.", + "Feeling a lot of dejavu here.", + "No, your diff is still wrong.", + "You are showing inexperience.", + "We'd rather jump off a cliff.", + "You can do whatever you want.", + "There was once a better path.", + "Just give it up and get lost.", + "Things change. Learn to cope.", + "It is all about your actions.", + "Your opinions count for zero.", + "You are in way over your head", + "Oh yeah, that's a great idea!", + "We don't manage dependencies.", + "Ha ha. I watch other projects.", + "You really haven't got a clue.", + "This bug report totally sucks.", + "You had me going for a moment.", + "It is risk, all gigantic risk.", + "Why does this need to be said?", + "Your code is completely wrong.", + "In that case, what's the fuss?", + "I still think you are a loser.", + "Why don't you figure that out.", + "Hahahahaha. That's a good one.", + "Wow, so many crazy suggstions.", + "This conversation is finished.", + "I'm sorry, but I don't get it.", + "On that matter, I'd say tough.", + "Look, your statement is false.", + "I disagree with this sentence.", + "You aren't even trying. PLONK.", + "You are speaking like a child.", + "Don't like it? Then walk away.", + "Do not submit a new bug report.", + "Stop thinking of only yourself.", + "Not all tools are for everyone.", + "Let idiots suffer on their own.", + "I disagree on all those points.", + "Yeah, that won't work out well.", + "I still don't see the use case.", + "You have it entirely backwards.", + "I don't know, and I don't care.", + "thanks for the lesson in logic.", + "Your attitude is not very nice.", + "You guys just are not thinking.", + "Handholding can go only so far.", + "It is what it is. Work with it.", + "I've think you've had your say.", + "Do we want the 1% solution? No.", + "I don't have an answer for you.", + "Your proposal is a non-starter.", + "Something is eating your brain.", + "I am going to make a guess here.", + "You know that is bullshit right?", + "No, because that solves nothing.", + "You are not tall enough to ride.", + "I don't see the purpose of that.", + "I won't be testing it. You will.", + "Didn't you read the manual page?", + "Not all errata are for security.", + "The smallest diffs are the best.", + "So what do you really mean here?", + "Now you've really stepped in it.", + "That is an incorrect assessment.", + "Is a crash a performance impact?", + "And please stop using that word.", + "Noone should follow that advice.", + "I don't think you are listening.", + "You need to read more carefully.", + "You need to learn how to listen.", + "Someone is totally full of shit.", + "That is kind of crazy, isn't it.", + "I'm astounded by this situation.", + "I have a hard time believing you.", + "You are quite a persistant idiot.", + "Wow. You sure do set the bar low.", + "I really doubt the drama of this.", + "Your report is complete bullshit.", + "So glad to have the expert speak.", + "Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.", + "You don't understand the problem.", + "What you want isn't how it works.", + "Overdocumenting isn't a strength.", + "So lets just yak about it, right?", + "Who do you work for? Governments?", + "That's interesting. And also sad.", + "You are the one making the claim.", + "No, it is *your misunderstanding*", + "No, what you want does not exist.", + "Your interpretations are hostile.", + "That is only the beginning of it.", + "Then I guess you are just stupid.", + "Twice the work == twice the work.", + "You are spreading misinformation.", + "Run something else! We don't care!", + "Your emails only contain opinions.", + "Come on.. stop making assumptions.", + "Maybe. But I am a bit unconvinced.", + "Expectation management is a bitch.", + "You are probably holding it wrong.", + "sorry to hear you don't understand", + "Learn the magic, change the magic.", + "I think that procedure is hogwash.", + "Inventing crazy shit is pointless.", + "Frankly, I think you are a whiner.", + "You have a self-entitlement issue.", + "Not everything in unix is perfect.", + "I am not reading your mails again.", + "Thing is, you won't get help here.", + "and I wanna build a rocket ship...", + "That stands against my principles.", + "I'm not sure what else you expect.", + "Pick a position -- then defend it.", + "No thanks, it does not make sense.", + "Or is this a request for a refund?", + "You are using FreeBSD, aren't you.", + "Go read the source code some time.", + "Anyways, your timing is atrocious!", + "Huh? You've understood incorrectly.", + "What do you want us to do about it?", + "Whatever you're doing, it is wrong.", + "Uhm, that's a pretty weak argument.", + "That is a very dangerous direction.", + "Lots of misunderstandings in there.", + "I am asking you to leave this list.", + "i'm trying to stay out of politics.", + "my advice: walk away from this one.", + "It is pretty clear you are a troll.", + "Why haven't you left? Please leave.", + "See how bad things start to happen?", + "I think this a really sad approach.", + "Your interpretation is not correct.", + "We'll be waiting for your fix then.", + "You obviously have zero experience.", + "This is how rumours start, I guess.", + "There will be little or no thought.", + "I do not agree with your assessment.", + "The man page says \"don't do that\".", + "So fix it, or pay someone to fix it.", + "You get to adapt to what we produce.", + "It's great that you have an opinion.", + "Let me be blunt. Your advice is bad.", + "Guess you don't understand internet.", + "I don't see how that helps anything.", + "I think the entire approach is dumb.", + "Your process here is really strange.", + "If you want it done, do it yourself.", + "Too bad. You can use other software.", + "Come on guys. Don't have me OK this.", + "You come off as pretty uncharitable.", + "Oh come on, admit it, you are wrong.", + "This is an error in the manual page.", + "The point is that you are a crybaby.", + "That argument holds no water with me.", + "PLEASE STOP USING OPENBSD IMMEDIATELY", + "Does anyone give a shit, besides you?", + "Not everyone is suited to every role.", + "Can I ask what kind of plant are you?", + "Essentially, you are on your own. :-)", + "Sorry, I see it the other way around.", + "From time to time, mistakes sneak in.", + "4. Roll up sleeves and fix the issue.", + "What problem are you trying to solve?", + "Undeducated *check* opinioned *check*", + "Right now, you are not talking facts.", + "Pick a damn position, and declare it.", + "So this is a great way to lose focus.", + "Your process will not solve anything.", + "You are completely missing the point.", + "Look -- did you read the manual page?", + "it is behaving *exactly* as intended.", + "Wow, really thick skull you got there.", + "Unfortunately, you cannot really help.", + "You been running that on the internet?", + "I do not agree with those assessments.", + "I explained this, but you didn't read.", + "I don't understand why this is needed.", + "The way you write, it sounds personal.", + "Have you thought this through, at all?", + "I think you are confused by something.", + "This is likely to change, in some way.", + "This approach is simplestic and wrong.", + "I discussed world peace in a bar once.", + "you've all been trollolololololololo'd", + "That seems disgustingly verbose to me.", + "I'm not even going to read to the end.", + "Reactive is not the same as proactive.", + "Absolutely no way, that makes no sense.", + "I'm getting ready to declare you a kook", + "that is really not a useful bug report.", + "This is more than a meme. It is a plot.", + "That is the worst possible advice ever.", + "I think this will cause further damage.", + "I do not think this proposal is useful.", + "I don't understand what you are saying.", + "I would like to see some proof of that.", + "Sorry, your interpretation is incorrect.", + "Wow, you sure like to make presumptions.", + "Hey, stick a screw driver into your ear.", + "Perhaps you should get a good delicing. ", + "Ah, we have another talker in the house.", + "Wow, don't know where you got that from.", + "This feature is probably older than you.", + "I have no idea what that sentence means.", + "Did they pay you to write all that text?", + "Well, is mentioning this even important?", + "Oh my god, the tears! Look at his tears!", + "Generally Unix has no way of doing this.", + "They are manual pages, not manual books.", + "This conversation is going far too meta.", + "I don't understand what the proposal is.", + "Don't believe all the promises you hear.", + "You yammer yammer yammer without detail.", + "What you just said was utterly careless.", + "We often delete unuseable pieces of code.", + "I really love how we keep getting advice.", + "Wow, what's that got to do with anything?", + "I could not give a rats ass what you say.", + "I completely disagree on this, of course.", + "Aww come on, you had us going until then.", + "If you don't like it, run something else.", + "No really, precisely why do you trust us?", + "We never said our code should be trusted.", + "Let it go, and consider leaving for good.", + "Are you kidding? Who does that help? Who?", + "If you are not careful, why should we be?", + "It's so simple. Why didn't I think of it.", + "Oh the situation is much worse than that.", + "And noone cares what you like or dislike.", + "It didn't work out for Don Quixote either.", + "People should be careful what they ask for", + "You've got access to all this source code.", + "Doesn't that send shivers down your spine?", + "The complaint department is down the hall.", + "Your attitude stinks. Good luck with life.", + "Summary: The OP has a learning disability.", + "Waiting for the diff, to see what it does.", + "You'll never be a developer, so who cares?", + "That feels like a disservice to the world.", + "This thread is too long. Please just stop.", + "I do not see evidence to match that claim.", + "I want to understand what the goal here is.", + "The invention of interrupts was a bad idea.", + "Come on, that's just some incomplete claim.", + "The socket layer will conspire against you.", + "In a decade, what will this mess look like?", + "We prefer creating a world that is simpler.", + "If you are just grandstanding, please stop.", + "You must not be reading the same code I am.", + "there is bullshit coming out of your mouth.", + "Some users really are their own worst enemy.", + "cccccblddbkhttjnhvbufcvrtggtvvfnuviieecckfcg", + "Or, maybe you are just speaking dishonestly.", + "One idea is for you to just not not do that.", + "Yes you are wrong, and damn infuriating too.", + "I quite dislike the direction this is going.", + "Don't hold me responsible for the shortcuts.", + "You persist in reading too much into things.", + "You just plain don't understand the problem.", + "Sometimes people put a bad idea into an RFC.", + "Some of you will think this is a total joke.", + "The rest of your new email is bullshit, too.", + "If you don't care, then don't talk about it.", + "What you are trying to do won't work at all.", + "I made none of the claims you are composing.", + "I find this discussion pretty uninteresting.", + "someone in linux land went off the map here.", + "ccccccluufelcluublrnvrefefgebjddbedivujkndic", + "It is hard to believe people will want that.", + "The best part is that noone cares about that.", + "There's research and there is the real world.", + "This is another offer which will be rejected.", + "This is a bug in a diff I put into snapshots.", + "Why did you feel the need jump in? Ichy butt?", + "That might be desireable. Or it might not be.", + "Fundamentally, OpenBSD is a research project.", + "Thank you for adding the value of your words.", + "If you don't like what it does, don't use it.", + "I don't actually believe this is a good idea.", + "Once again you show that you don't know shit.", + "And now let's ask the question which matters.", + "Doctor it hurts when I stab myself in the eye.", + "I hope that one day due process is denied you.", + "We do not have magic to do this at the moment.", + "When something is dangerous, we get rid of it.", + "The people who do the work make the decisions.", + "How many years did it take to notice this bug?", + "I'll ask in a general fashion: Are you stupid?", + "No, the original answer here is the right one.", + "There has been a lot of discussion about this.", + "Oh, so you are just some boasty guy on the net", + "you will only receive crocodile tears from me.", + "What will come of this discussion of opinions?", + "you must know, i want no part in any politics.", + "there are fingers to point all the way around.", + "That is precisely what we are trying to avoid.", + "You don't know. I don't know. None of us know.", + "I am pretty sure that assumption is incorrect.", + "But we don't need to put up with your demands.", + "this is not really a forum to attempt education", + "the multiplicative effects are far too serious.", + "Please stop subscribing us to your motivations.", + "Who didn't solve that problem? People like you.", + "Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.", + "That is incorrect advice for the OpenBSD world.", + "The same model is not applicable to everything.", + "I wish more people would find real bugs to fix.", + "I triage bugs by hitting 'd' in my mail reader.", + "I am not going to do any of this work you want.", + "Bootstrapping problem is bootstrapping problem.", + "Riiiiiiiiight. Suuuuuuuure. Keep believing that.", + "What are you fixing by making this less precise?", + "Your usage case is \"Give me a button to push\".", + "IF YOU ARE A GIGANTIC SLOPPY FAT PIG YOU SURE DO", + "Sorry, but I have lost all appetite to help you.", + "Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.", + "No. You have it wrong. Go back to reading school.", + "I believe something is not being understood here.", + "I don't know you, maybe I am misinterpreting you.", + "When new things arise, must they become dominant?", + "The NTP codebase is larger than the SSH codebase.", + "When things go wrong, we contain their influence.", + "only thinking of yourself, and missing the point.", + "Please state your case very carefully and clearly.", + "Oh, you're not going to do it? Oh you can't do it?", + "Tell linus. You can google for his email address. ", + "Now you plainly don't sound like a developer type.", + "You are trying to compare a pig and a moon rocket.", + "If you dont like our software, please dont use it.", + "Your bug report is too incomplete. Can't help you.", + "Some days I want to just quit and say fuck it all.", + "Basically what you submitted was not a bug report.", + "In general, you underestimate the effort involved.", + "Oh the righteous indignation of public discussion!", + "It sounds as if you don't understand what happens.", + "Let me be clear: the program is lying to the user.", + "You just like listening to yourself talk. Shut up.", + "God god, do you live in some stupid fantasy world?", + "There is no point in testing a diff which is wrong.", + "The nastiest behaviour is \"sense of entitlement\".", + "I could be doing far better things than making CDs.", + "I believe you deserve to stop running the software.", + "Please people stop mailing me privately and asking.", + "I really don't give a shit what you admire or not. ", + "You really have no idea what you are talking about.", + "Hey, it looks like you are just trying to be a dick.", + "If I see a mail which isn't plain text, I delete it.", + "You can figure out what I'm not saying on this line.", + "I am not playing any games. Let's look at the facts.", + "Please supply a good justification why that is good.", + "If you really wanted it fixed you have the src code.", + "Nothing ever changes, noone ever learns, noone cares.", + "The bullshit foaming out of your mouth is astounding.", + "Please run something else. You'll be happier. Really.", + "I don't think you understand what is being done here.", + "We are not believers in buttons. Knobs are for knobs.", + "You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.", + "Please go fluff up your sense of selfworth elsewhere.", + "Just pathetic. Hope you actually get a life sometime.", + "Or you can go it all yourself. Why don't you do that?", + "You have missed other stuff which matters. Try again.", + "Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.", + "This is not a conversation about your IPv6 connection.", + "So my question is: What will be broken by this change?", + "Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I stick a knife in here!", + "Since you don't supply diffs, you are a waste of skin.", + "In the meatime, just fuck off with your stupid agenda.", + "You already have a prompt that asks you that question.", + "If you want it working, you will need to get it fixed.", + "pretty sad, but I guess that's the way the world works", + "I'll ask the question: Why are you sure you need that?", + "That is the result of a mis-configuration on your part.", + "Have you ever heard of the concept of helping yourself?", + "You better get back to class; your potty break is over.", + "Don't be ridiculous, there is no point to be so obtuse.", + "There is a user community, and a development community.", + "The rest of what you are yapping about does not matter.", + "We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.", + "OpenBSD is not generally known as an exposed democracy.", + "You are the type of people who create these situations.", + "Thanks for including all the information in the report.", + "Another solution is to smash that device with a hammer.", + "A detailed bug report helps. 1 line of whining doesn't.", + "We really are not interested in the story of your life.", + "I really don't understand the approach being taken here.", + "In short, you are socially inept unappreciative asshole.", + "You can search for the rest of the information yourself.", + "I decided to make a guess as to the region you are from.", + "Autoinstall does not handle this type of problem either.", + "You enabled things which are disabled for a good reason.", + "I doubt anyone believes your extremely vague assertions.", + "There really is no need to demonstrate being uneducated.", + "Oh, but linux people told you it was the best. I get it.", + "I have seen nothing I would qualify as a \"bug report\".", + "Well, I don't think the world will fall over as a result.", + "You are doing the bare mininum and tapping on a keyboard.", + "There are too few of us, we cannot take on every problem.", + "I think I hear of someone doing this about every 10 years.", + "I am just plain fed up with the bullshit you cowards spew.", + "Please provide a citation of a source, it would be helpful.", + "there is another possibility is everyone is out to get you.", + "Everyone, please ignore these trolls who are cross-posting.", + "You just aren't capable of listening to what is being said.", + "It's a pity you don't go jump in a lake and drown yourself.", + "Survival in the universe requires more than copy-and-paste.", + "In summary -- the entire effort is a complete load of crap.", + "It seems you did all that, but didn't read the manual pages.", + "God bless the people who employ you, they need the blessing.", + "That is a simplistic viewpoint held by your simplistic mind.", + "It is clear you don't understand the code that was commited.", + "You seem to have a rather over-extented sense of entitlement", + "If you don't have the skill to do it, well that's too bad...", + "I just came to the conclusion you are a loudmouthed jackass.", + "Well the options are: Get involved and do the work, or watch.", + "You have no idea what problems you are creating for yourself.", + "Since I value my sanity, I saw that report, and I ignored it.", + "Your lack of any attempt to educate yourself is your problem.", + "I don't know who you are, but you do nothing. What do you do?", + "Are you going to do something -- beyond just being sarcastic?", + "you could try \"make me sandwitch\" and have the same effect.", + "Have you considered trying to live 100% without our software?", + "We don't need to make statements people perceive as promises.", + "The people who write code get to decide how they document it.", + "So a javascript exploit in your browser can perform a rm -rf.", + "I think I know a perfect candidate to take this further: You.", + "I am really impressed by the analytical skills I observe here.", + "I tried to read the rest of what you wrote. It makes no sense.", + "You aren't going to do shit because you don't have any skills.", + "I don't know, but I'll think about it later, because I am busy.", + "I won't look further since you have a history of not listening.", + "Mitigations should be as cheap as possible to satisfy the goal.", + "Well perhaps you should just leave if you don't like the truth?", + "I have tried to push back against this, but it keeps happening.", + "In that situation, you would probably want to be left in piece.", + "Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.", + "Looking forward to you providing code which solves the problem.", + "I said no the first time, and provided a detailed explaination.", + "Noone has any space for this bullshit, or this long explanation.", + "Oh sorry, I forgot to think like an American for a second there.", + "Completely wrong, and I have no no idea where you got that from!", + "But you've made up your mind to ignore everything everyone says.", + "You are way out of line with the software development community.", + "The Unix landscape is getting old enough to throw bad ideas out.", + "Punting stupid problems along forever just gets worse and worse.", + "To achieve merit, you must do the homework you assigned yourself.", + "I am so bloody dissapointed in the community that uses our stuff.", + "Then it is probably over your head. Not much I can do about that.", + "Maybe the fortress fell over because you didn't have enough Lego.", + "Hardly surprising. Apple. They build crap and make you pay extra.", + "Never expect a group to perform a task which an individual won't.", + "Improvements come when people try to push forward along the curve.", + "If you want the answers you are looking for, do the work yourself.", + "We rarely hear about success, because those people are just happy.", + "If you can't study the world around you, you will remain ignorant.", + "Imagine you told us a lot about your life, and we gave you advice.", + "You aren't in any position to change a damn thing in this equation.", + "That is either a funny joke, or it shows you don't understand Unix.", + "I am not being sarcastic. I truly am sick of having my time wasted.", + "It is disgraceful to see what type of code being written these days.", + "It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.", + "Violates POSIX and C89, which violate best practice in this century.", + "I always prefer software that does precisely what I expect it to do.", + "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^", + "Once you understand the mechanism you'll realize it will never work.", + "No, I am advocating that you TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS YOURSELF.", + "There is no way to forgive people who intentionally step in the shit.", + "What you are trying to do is insane, wrong, and entirely unsupported.", + "I think this entire conversation is ridiculous, right from the start.", + "I believe this conversation is over, because you have no credibility.", + "Incomplete or vague bug reports don't usually result in improvements.", + "A related issue is lots of people don't know anything about anything.", + "Take a chill pill, or participate in improving it, or wait your turn.", + "If that workaround was the right thing to do, it would be the default.", + "You don't provide any encouragement except for \"me me! think of me!\".", + "Your grief would seem more sincere if didn't look like a shopping list.", + "But you decided you are special, and don't want us to help us help you.", + "The only person who did something useful, is the author of the software.", + "You are making up rules as you go along. Why don't you go read the code?", + "Listen to yourself, proud of the complex words you found in a dictionary.", + "If you guys aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.", + "As developers we make decisions which we believe serve our users the best.", + "When people push buttons, they will eventually hit something undocumented.", + "I see other projects falling into this problem all the time. It is awesome.", + "That'd be like leaving a running chainsaw on the floor at a daycare center.", + "Unless POSIX specifies the requirement, I'd like to see some justification.", + "Let's keep it simple. Why don't you just go away, and stop acting the fool?", + "Your sense of self-importance just makes other people not even want to try.", + "With your attitude, I beg you to please go run some other operating system.", + "It's going to sound a bit strange, but some things should not be documented.", + "The future doesn't get better if you demand backwards compatibility forever.", + "But I think it is clear you aren't a programmer, and this is over your head.", + "People who submit reports which are missing information should feel terrible.", + "It is really amazing that so many people prefer to remain blissfully unaware.", + "am i making all this up? perhaps i am, but you don't have to dream my dreams.", + "No. You must be at least this tall to use OpenBSD; sorry -- you are a midget.", + "Your process seems to be \"I don't understand the problem, so here is a diff\"", + "You've been around for many years, yet you can't be bothered do your homework.", + "Yes, we should build a survey. And a wiki. It would be awesome. We'd get rich.", + "You don't know jack shit about computers or electronics, that much is obvious.", + "We couldn't care what you believe, unless you have diffs of your own to submit.", + "I believe you are not trying to contribute anything valuable with your comment.", + "And who are you, and what you have you done to test and then prove your thesis?", + "It is over your head. Or learn to read. Or learn to not reply before you think.", + "Your proposal makes no sense, and I don't know who you think you are to make it.", + "You obviously don't know what you are doing, and I think you don't deserve help.", + "Lacking a terse starting point, soon we have users who don't know where to start.", + "You are just a whiny boy who pisses on people who spent 2 years writing the code.", + "If we can't do it right, we don't do it until we figure out a way to do it right.", + "For contributions to the OpenBSD Project, I make the decision of how to spend it.", + "I don't see your name on any the source code. So you shut up, loser. Just go away.", + "Sometimes it is almost like there is a stream of people who want us to stop trying.", + "It must be easy to sit in your chair and demand that others meet your expectations.", + "You are showing that you can't do any research at all, but want to throw ideas out.", + "That statement is full of potential for misunderstanding, and cannot be left alone.", + "Are you saying OpenBSD does it wrong, or that all the operating systems do it wrong?", + "You've been smoking something really mind altering, and I think you should share it.", + "You are killing us with hyperbole. It is now hard to take anything you say seriously.", + "I don't understand society is producing a generation of people incapable of self-help.", + "Why hold people who you don't pay to a higher standard than the people who you do pay?", + "You really need to write a single comprehensive bug report that has no inconsistancies.", + "Basically, this cannot be oversimplified by 1 line questions followed by 1 line answers.", + "You are missing the point. Your bug report is huge, but we have no idea what went wrong.", + "Learn your tools. From hammers to saws to cars to operating systems, it is all the same.", + "Perhaps we made mistakes. Perhaps they'll be changed. But you are just spouting bullshit.", + "In the modern world of search engines, this question lands at the same level as trolling.", + "If as a general rule we all want better code running on our systems, where do you fit in?", + "You are astoundingly naive. We simply don't need the grief of entertaining users like you.", + "That's the kind of comment that leads me to take bug reports less seriously in the future...", + "If you don't understand how computers and networking work, I'm sure you can find another job.", + "I make vegeterian meals all the time, with a big slab of beef on the other half of the plate.", + "You are a whiny snively jerk, and every time you open your mouth I go work on something else.", + "You accept how we do it, and you will shut up, or less service will be provided in the future.", + "In the interests of full disclosure, do you work for the government or sell to the government?", + "You've seen something on the shelf, and it has all sorts of pretty colurs, and you've bought it.", + "It is theoretically possible to give a loaded gun to a baby; things will probably work out fine.", + "It is pretty obvious you are only thinking of yourself, so you should go create your own system.", + "The OpenBSD process is quite well understood. Use the best methods, doubt what you do, refractor.", + "Basically you are saying we should just change everything, consequences and corectness be damned.", + "Why are you guys so fork paranoid? Do you want everyone to vote for the same political party, too?", + "You can decide what you do with your time, but you cannot decide what other people do with theirs.", + "I am continually baffled by how often we have to explain this point, over and over and over again.", + "Let's get serious and personal here for a second. In other aspects of life, do you behave the same?", + "You realize that you are going to run into thousands of other problems as a result of that practice?", + "if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better", + "I think you are going out of your way to confuse yourself, and I'm not going to get dragged into it.", + "You'll experience anguish, and then if you try to ask for sympathy a lot of people will laugh at you.", + "Don't worry. Most of us see your name and at that moment delete the mail. This reply is an exception.", + "You are welcome to spend your time building an entire new subsystem and proving the value of your work.", + "I suspect money which goes into your bank account comes from an entity not quite on the same side as us.", + "The problem is you don't pay it backwards. You don't pay it forward. You don't pay at all. You just beg.", + "There will always be situations that UNIX didn't anticipate or handle, and then POSIX failed to specify.", + "If you believe strongly in this idea, you should take an entire operating system base and prove the case.", + "They are simplistic retards, not because they choose to be, but because their paychecks tell them to be so.", + "If you expected any of us to reply as if we are contractors or your employees, you came to the wrong place.", + "I am very easy to get along with, but I don't have time to waste being nice to people who are being stupid.", + "All I ever wanted was a hobby. If this pathetic slob doesn't like our hobby, they should stop relying on it.", + "Don't waste your money on a false ideal by someone who misunderstands modern hardware and the market forces.", + "I can't tell if you are supporting a useless idea, or declaring that a useless idea is not worth supporting.", + "Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions...", + "One word can change the meaning of a sentence. You failed at what you intended, and you also confused people.", + "What happened is that you thought it was time to say something useless, which adds no value to the conversation.", + "I don't know why our mailing lists are always full of people who don't even understand what they are talking about.", + "Sometimes doing nothing is better, because it encourages people to be paranoid and careful of bear the consequences.", + "Most people are not capable of writing good patches, so it would be unprofessional to ask such people to write patches.", + "You probably rape children in your spare time, and here you are, yelling at us for violating your perceived entitlement.", + "If some of you people keep insisting on having backwards compatibitity with the stone age, we'll have stone tools forever.", + "I don't know for certain, but I believe you are just making things up as you go along, because you are nothing but a troll.", + "Standing alone, \"compatibility with FOO\" is not a very strong argument. What next, \"compatibility with Xenix and Windows\"?", + "Whatever you did does not do what you think it does. In fact, I bet it is doing exactly the opposite of what you think it does.", + "This is idle chatter hoping someone supplies some secret sauce that makes a disparate audience with different demands all happy.", + "So the original idea wasn't yours. And now you think it can't work. And you are still talking about it. I see. Very interesting.", + "All the many eyes are apparently attached to a lot of hands that type lots of words about many eyes, and never actually audit code.", + "If you have so many ideas you should go ahead and start your own project. Good luck building a successfull project based on 'ideas'.", + "You did not create these mailing lists, so you can take your opinions about why these lists were created and shove them up your ass.", + "Since your PR contains absolutely zero information about your machine I am sending you back to kindergarden. Because you totally suck.", + "I don't believe you. You suggested it because you only thought of your own benefit, not of the amount of work others would have to do.", + "You didn't do your homework, and it blew up in your face. Then you wrote a few paragraphs. Then I replied. That is the whole sad story.", + "This feels like a repeat of the Unix wars when \"thoughtless additions without design\" were added due to overly competitive practices.", + "User is using a heavily tuned kernel and refuses to listen to advice about de-tuning all those things; as a result, noone can help him.", + "What you suggest is absolute rubbish. It is just talk -- not action -- but furthermore you don't have a clue what you are talking about.", + "Well there is this funny story about when I hacked into RMS's firmware-driven keyboard controller, and managed to grap his root password.", + "To me it sounds like you are used to paying a lot, and now you expect the same from us, who you don't pay at all. That is a rude approach.", + "If you turn the forums you frequent into your help desk, you are taking away their ability to focus on delivering you the software you use.", + "You don't know what you are talking about, and you don't seem to have the ability to wrap your mind around all the parts that are involved.", + "I was quite unhappy when this \"solution\" was proposed initially, since solutions of that sort often lead to no true solution down the road.", + "We try our best to make it the best. Do you try your best to help us? I doubt it. So we try the best we can without people like you helping us.", + "Hey look everyone, it's another uneducated user mouthing off on a noisy mailing list. He goes blah blah blah, loving the sound of his own noise.", + "Scaling isn't really our concern; I barely know what the word means. There is one group of people who we do know scales. Whiners. They scale really well.", + "Sometimes there's a vast difference between a person who declares something useful and easy to do, and the reality. Sometimes the person is just plain wrong.", + "If you start your own successfull project, you also can develop your own set of reasons for doing any of a variety of operational things at any point in time.", + "I think your computer science teachers are still teaching you from books written in the 80's, when the word \"micro-kernel\" was associated with a future utopia.", + "I should probably ask -- did you even read the panic? Is the wording too poor to understand (and thus result in peeking at the code) or is the problem above the keyboard?", + "Can you please stop acting as if you are smarter than us? I am sorry to say it, but we have thought this through for many hours by the time you show up to \"play system designer\".", + "The writing has been on the wall a very long time that some people believe their role in the ecosystem is to reduce software choice and push everyone into vertical software monocultures.", + "Thanks for telling me do so some reading, but a google of your name on these mailing lists will show a 10 year pattern of you not being able to self-help. Something to do with your parents, probably.", + "You made a decision to keep running code that old, and thus you are on your own. You won't spend time figuring out which one of our changes over 2 years might fix the problem you are having, and we won't either.", + "If you have endured a real bug for a long time, and not filed a bug report to have it fixed.. and then feel it is your right to scold people who attempt to explain the bug, then quite frankly, then YOU TOTALLY SUCK.", + "You know, you have an option available to you regarding this. You could come to the conclusion that you are not entitled and stop posting, and it will work out better in the long term. I did not read anything more you said.", + "Noone deserves anything from us. People get good things, and they are happy. The developers in this project do the best they can writing innovative software, and will not accept preaching from pompous self-entitled American pricks like you.", + "You are absolutely deluded, if not stupid, if you think that a worldwide collection of software engineers who can't write operating systems or applications without security holes, can then turn around and suddenly write virtualization layers without security holes.", + "But software which OpenBSD uses and redistributes must be free to all (be they people or companies), for any purpose they wish to use it, including modification, use, peeing on, or even integration into baby mulching machines or atomic bombs to be dropped on Australia.", + "So that is the reason why my car stereo has two sets of volume control knobs..... with the second set located inside the engine compartment, so I have to stop at the side of the road, pop open the hood, and reach down along the hot engine to near where the oil filter is.", + "I am simply astounded at some of the things people keep repeating. I don't mean this applies to everyone, but is there a high quantity of attention deficit disorder in our user community? Or retards? Or is it just the same old trolling? OpenBSD does not incorporate non-free software.", + "i was up at 9am, climbed a mountain, hiked 6 km through 4ft deep slush (the image you are supposed to get is of 12 million overturned slurpee cups, and of geting your groin wet in slurpee), nearly died eating beef vindaloo, wrote some code, talked on the phone, wrote mail, and now it's almost 4am and this is absolutely beyond ridiculous.", ] single_theo = theo[int((int.from_bytes(open("/dev/urandom", "rb").read(1), "big") / 256) * (len(theo)-1))] print(single_theo) \ No newline at end of file